Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Bungle]

She could pass as Steve Bruce's brother

*ejaculates*

 

[The Rhino]

Going to be an interesting week, Bolasie will be tied up you would imagine and I think we'll aim to get at least 1 more in before WBA, then another 1 or 2 towards the final week/deadline day. I really want us to go all out and sign Kone he looks immense. Lorient have a 25% sell on clause so offer £28 million and get him signed up. Gives Sunderland £21 million out the deal and we get a top class defender in his prime to partner William's.

 

[jrj]

Hart on loan would be great business. Stek looked solid today, but at his past clubs he has been prone to big mistakes too.

 

[ijjysmith]

The more of the Olympics I see the more attractive I'm finding Clare Balding.

My sister is a fan. Make of that what you will.

 

[Bungle]

My sister is a fan. Make of that what you will.

Your sister is a minge lover isn't she?

Maybe me and her can go twos up on Balding? Ask her for me please mate.

 

[Toffeemac08]

Hart on loan would be great business. Stek looked solid today, but at his past clubs he has been prone to big mistakes too.

Hart on a permanent would be even better

 

[GlosBlue]

Going to be an interesting week, Bolasie will be tied up you would imagine and I think we'll aim to get at least 1 more in before WBA, then another 1 or 2 towards the final week/deadline day. I really want us to go all out and sign Kone he looks immense. Lorient have a 25% sell on clause so offer £28 million and get him signed up. Gives Sunderland £21 million out the deal and we get a top class defender in his prime to partner William's.

28 million for someone with half a season in the Prem?! He only cost 5 million!!!

 

[Tin-Tin]

The Lyon president has confirmed that we made an offer yesterday for Ghezzal who apparently wouldnt negotiate with us according to a few other reports

 

[neil999]

Your sister is a minge lover isn't she?

Maybe me and her can go twos up on Balding? Ask her for me please mate.

Goodness gracious

 

[4737carlin]

The Lyon president has confirmed that we made an offer yesterday for Ghezzal

Isnt that a pair of Addidas trainers?

 

[matty1878]

28 million for someone with half a season in the Prem?! He only cost 5 million!!!

lol lol lol

 

[matty1878]

Isnt that a pair of Addidas trainers?

Ha ha it is mate innit lol lol lol

 

[matty1878]

Your sister is a minge lover isn't she?

Maybe me and her can go twos up on Balding? Ask her for me please mate.

Bungle your terrible you mate lol

 

[ijjysmith]

Your sister is a minge lover isn't she?

Maybe me and her can go twos up on Balding? Ask her for me please mate.

She's in Sweden at the moment mate but I'll ask when she gets back. Promise.

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[Bungle]

Bungle your terrible you mate lol

I was provoked