Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[jimmythenut]

In

Bolasie
Kone
Carvalho
Hart
Bony

Out

Kone
Oviedo
Robles
Mcgeady
Niasse

 

[maccavennie]

As long as their last name isn't Niasse or Kone, or come from any Russian team.

what if its the Sunderland defender Kone though!!!

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

It's a shame not everyone has learned to appreciate her like I have, imagine unbuttoning her flowery blouse and untucking her breasts from the waist band of her trousers and just suckling on them. She reminds me a bit of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown as well.

She used to live by a mate, he often saw her walking her dog by the river, they were kinda on nodding terms.

She said HELLO to him once when she was crouched down, picking dog-dirt up to put in a little poop-bag.

She had shat up her thumb.

He pretty well avoided her after that I think.

Hope this doesn't ruin her bankability for you BUNGS...

EDIT: It was her own dogs dirt BTW, she wan't randomly scooping.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

It's quite alright. I've got a thing for unattractive celebs. Sonia from Eastenders once gave me the eye as I passed her in the street and to this day i regret not wearing her as a showercap

...if only you'd have had a trumpet with you Jim.

 

[Bungle]

She used to live by a mate, he often saw her walking her dog by the river, they were kinda on nodding terms.

She said HELLO to him once when she was crouched down, picking dog-dirt up to put in a little poop-bag.

She had shat up her thumb.

He pretty well avoided her after that I think.

Hope this doesn't ruin her bankability for you BUNGS...

EDIT: It was her own dogs dirt BTW, she wan't randomly scooping.

You introduce dogshit into the equation and expect this to be a turn off? LOL

 

[Goat]

It's quite alright. I've got a thing for unattractive celebs. Sonia from Eastenders once gave me the eye as I passed her in the street and to this day i regret not wearing her as a showercap

James?

 

[maccavennie]

She used to live by a mate, he often saw her walking her dog by the river, they were kinda on nodding terms.

She said HELLO to him once when she was crouched down, picking dog-dirt up to put in a little poop-bag.

She had shat up her thumb.

He pretty well avoided her after that I think.

Hope this doesn't ruin her bankability for you BUNGS...

EDIT: It was her own dogs dirt BTW, she wan't randomly scooping.

absolutely lol with the crap on her thumb bit, I love a bit of extra attention to detail to tell a story!

 

[The Rhino]

Hart

Coleman Kone Williams Baines

Gueye Cavarlho

Deulofeu Barkley Bolasie

Lukaku

Won't come off but what a team that would be!

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

what if its the Sunderland defender Kone though!!!

I'd be fine with the defender just no more strikers that have those names. The pain is too real and fresh.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I'd be fine with the defender just no more strikers that have those names. The pain is too real and fresh.

Come on mate stay on topic. You ever fancied being trampled on by a herd of Judy Finnigans?

 

[nsno-chris]

Hart

Coleman Kone Williams Baines

Gueye Cavarlho

Deulofeu Barkley Bolasie

Lukaku

Won't come off but what a team that would be!

And where does mata fit into that system ffs. Get Juan in there

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Come on mate stay on topic. You ever fancied being trampled on by a herd of Judy Finnigans?

Trampled? No. I'd definitely yell SOMF at her though.







After street food.

 

[Connor]

And where does mata fit into that system ffs. Get Juan in there

OFF, unfortunately

 

[nsno-chris]

OFF, unfortunately

Never, don't kill the dream....don't do it

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

You introduce dogshit into the equation and expect this to be a turn off? LOL

lol