Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Bungle]

Imagine Clare Baldings breasts swinging in a pendulum motion and slapping you round the face, glorious.

 

[silent bob]

Imagine Clare Baldings breasts swinging in a pendulum motion and slapping you round the face, glorious.

That image is going to give me nightmares.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Imagine Clare Baldings breasts swinging in a pendulum motion and slapping you round the face, glorious.

Good heavens.

May have to drop a sleeper now to get over the vision of her great long & languid teats circling m'head in a manner akin to the rings around Saturn.

I like reading your stuff BUNGS and you're a boss poster.

But that's put a big welly up my Sunday.

 

[Tilling]

Abdennour IN
Carvalho IN
Bolasie IN
(literally any striker ) IN

forza the BLUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[danny=)]

Imagine Clare Baldings breasts swinging in a pendulum motion and slapping you round the face, glorious.

 

[Ashtonian]

Yes, him. 15 games and 2 goals.

Also inler was given the niasse treatment

Inler was not given the niasse treatment!

Inler struggled to get a game because the ones who played before him were in a winning team. Drinkwater and Kante were among the best midfielders in the League last year and rather than shoehorn inler in for the sake of it they played their in form midfielders, which as it turned out was massively successful.

 

[Bungle]

Good heavens.

May have to drop a sleeper now to get over the vision of her great long & languid teats circling m'head in a manner akin to the rings around Saturn.

I like reading your stuff BUNGS and you're a boss poster.

But that's put a big welly up my Sunday.

It's a shame not everyone has learned to appreciate her like I have, imagine unbuttoning her flowery blouse and untucking her breasts from the waist band of her trousers and just suckling on them. She reminds me a bit of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown as well.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Completely non-Everton but check out how bad this Sky reporting is:

WATFORD EYE PEREYRA

Watford are interested in signing Juventus forward Roberto Pereyra, according to Sky Sources.

It is believe a fee for the 25-year-old defender could rise to thirteen million pounds has been agreed in principle, however Pereyra has yet to discuss personal terms.




He's a midfielder...

Third times the charm haha

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Imagine Clare Baldings breasts swinging in a pendulum motion and slapping you round the face, glorious.

think i'd enjoy that. I'm gonna put that in the bank.
Thank you

 

[Bungle]

think i'd enjoy that. I'm gonna put that in the bank.
Thank you

Good man

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Abdennour IN
Carvalho IN
Bolasie IN
(literally any striker ) IN

forza the BLUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

As long as their last name isn't Niasse or Kone, or come from any Russian team.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Good man

It's quite alright. I've got a thing for unattractive celebs. Sonia from Eastenders once gave me the eye as I passed her in the street and to this day i regret not wearing her as a showercap

 

[silent bob]

It's a shame not everyone has learned to appreciate her like I have, imagine unbuttoning her flowery blouse and untucking her breasts from the waist band of her trousers and just suckling on them. She reminds me a bit of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown as well.

There is most assuredly something wrong with you.

 

[Bungle]

It's quite alright. I've got a thing for unattractive celebs. Sonia from Eastenders once gave me the eye as I passed her in the street and to this day i regret not wearing her as a showercap

Haha that's quite beautiful

 

[Bungle]

There is most assuredly something wrong with you.

Oh without doubt