Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[suey_11]

I heard that some people on here were like moths being drawn towards a naked flame.

Some got too close and got burnt.

Eloquently put but was more like flies to sh**.

Many got filthy.

 

[bullybeef]

Elequintly put but was more like flies to sh**.

Many got filthy.

I stand corrected kind sir.

 

[GlosBlue]

Elequintly put but was more like flies to sh**.

Many got filthy.

I hate to do this but...*Eloquently

 

[suey_11]

I hate to do this but...*Eloquently

Oops

 

[Goat]

Santi Cazorla

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[Eggsyblueskin]

Well Brozovic is probably a totally spurious link ,but it's more exciting than Hart and bloody Sissoko anyway. (To me of course).

 

[billyblue80]

We need a new deep lying playmaker with more legs than Barry I know that much.

 

[Timhowardsswearbox]

We need a new deep lying playmaker with more legs than Barry I know that much.

A player with 3 or 4 legs, eh? It's a novel idea, I'll give you that.

 

[marsh]

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[VentureBrosEFC]

A player with 3 or 4 legs, eh? It's a novel idea, I'll give you that.

If we could sign Dr. Octopus we'd win the league.

 

[Angle c]

A player with 3 or 4 legs, eh? It's a novel idea, I'll give you that.

Not to racially stereotype, but Reckon william carvalho probably has a third leg.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

If we could sign Dr. Octopus we'd win the league.

...nah man, it'd be embarrassing, him hangin' off of the TOP BALCONY an' that, showing off, like a bad tit.

Swerve the Oc I reckon.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

A player with 3 or 4 legs, eh? It's a novel idea, I'll give you that.

We're resigning Yobo?

 

[Abraders]

4-5 more signings would sort jobs. This might turn out to be the first time in many, many, years that we've had a decent squad.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

...nah man, it'd be embarrassing, him hangin' off of the TOP BALCONY an' that, showing off, like a bad tit.

Swerve the Oc I reckon.

Along the same theme then let's just resign Rhino(aka Straq) and he will bulldoze the league.