Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Connor]

Is it true we are after Charlie Austin?

Sometimes I'm not sure whether we are a championship club or a premier league side.

Thankfully not.

 

[Khalekan]

Leicester also won the league

That Ulloa was pretty useful for them coming off the bench or starting when Vardy wax suspended.

 

[Angle c]

Leicester also won the league

With only 1 decent striker

 

[deipnosophist]

Problem with garbutt is he's more interested in how short he can wear his shorts than he is in playing footy

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[Angle c]

I know this is supposed to be light in tone and comes with a disclaimer but it's also racist

Although it has been proven the average size of a black mans penis is bigger than any other race

http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country

 

[LinekersLegs]

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Tbh have not noticed that Garbutt was a fan of the short shorts, must be slipping in my observation skills!

 

[kithnou]

Although it has been proven the average size of a black mans penis is bigger than any other race

http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country

 

[Hogwild]

Although it has been proven the average size of a black mans penis is bigger than any other race

http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country

Just when I think this thread could not get further off topic.....

 

[Zatara]

Problem with garbutt is he's more interested in how short he can wear his shorts than he is in playing footy

Hadn't noticed myself...

 

[Gerbs]

Huh, signed on expecting the worst. GOT continues to exceed my expectations. Bravo

 

[CairnsToffee]

http://www.[Publication is blacklis...repare-bid-upwards-of-40m-for-everton-target/

Apparently we massively over-bid for Koulibaly! Haha

Worth every penny this fella...Absolute beast of a defender....

 

[MichiganToffee-NSNO]

My Birthday is on Thursday Mr. Moshiri and company. A couple of great signings would be a very nice present... You know an Isco or Rodriguez would be a fantastic gift.

 

[andy4efc]

My Birthday is on Thursday Mr. Moshiri and company. A couple of great signings would be a very nice present... You know an Isco or Rodriguez would be a fantastic gift.

My birthday is also on thursday.

We will sign nobody by then. Proper Everton.

 

[LostLegend]

Morning Blues.

What madness will this thread have in store for us today?

I can hardly wait!

 

[Professor Toffee]

Just when I think this thread could not get further off topic.....

is Topic now Marathon or is that Snickers?