Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Zatara]

I once slept in a container at Haifa...waiting for an early morning sailing to Cyprus.

I've slept in worse.

How were the asylum conditions?

 

[bluesnake]

never mind won't bother next time

 

[Eggs]

...poor lad, Lucas Perez deserves to sit in here;

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-plot-15m-move-deportivo-11785592

 

[Jags..class]

Well we all want back up and support for lukaku, he could be the one

 

[orly]

Get in we've got our first "anonymous player signs in at the Hilton" of the summer. It always ignores the logical question - if the spotter knows it's a "Dutch player" on sight, how comes they don't know their name?

 

[magicjuan]

Votre mere

Meh...

 

[Eggs]

Get in we've got our first "anonymous player signs in at the Hilton" of the summer. It always ignores the logical question - if the spotter knows it's a "Dutch player" on sight, how comes they don't know their name?

...even if they don't recognise him, if they work there surely they can see from the register who he is.

 

[orly]

...even if they don't recognise him, if they work there surely they can see from the register who he is.

Or even take a quick picture as they walk past

At least in the early 2000s it used to be the Adelphi, so you could imagine that staff may have in fact seen the ghost of Andy van der Meyde

 

[Professor Toffee]

Get in we've got our first "anonymous player signs in at the Hilton" of the summer. It always ignores the logical question - if the spotter knows it's a "Dutch player" on sight, how comes they don't know their name?

If a tree falls in the forest . . .

 

[orly]

If a tree falls in the forest . . .

... does he land in the Adelphi or the Hilton?

 

[Professor Toffee]

... does he land in the Adelphi or the Hilton?

Pretty thin forest

 

[Eggs]

...poor lad, Lucas Perez deserves to sit in here;

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-plot-15m-move-deportivo-11785592

...anyway, this lad is more David Nugent than Vardy to me. Good stats last season, much improved than previous campaigns.

 

[bluesnake]

Get in we've got our first "anonymous player signs in at the Hilton" of the summer. It always ignores the logical question - if the spotter knows it's a "Dutch player" on sight, how comes they don't know their name?

Apparently it's only his first name and the fact everton are footing the bill that are on the register. Thats why I was asking if anyone knew or had heard anything. Doesn't matter though I'll find out everything later. Not that I'll be posting anything I do find out.

no wounder anyone who gets any info doesn't post it on here.

 

[KevMirallas]

Apparently it's only his first name and the fact everton are footing the bill that are on the register. Thats why I was asking if anyone knew or had heard anything. Doesn't matter though I'll find out everything later. Not that I'll be posting anything I do find out.

no wounder anyone who gets any info doesn't post it on here.

What's his first name then?

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Apparently it's only his first name and the fact everton are footing the bill that are on the register. Thats why I was asking if anyone knew or had heard anything. Doesn't matter though I'll find out everything later. Not that I'll be posting anything I do find out.

no wounder anyone who gets any info doesn't post it on here.

Oh stop it shirley, Put the dress.... DOWN !!