Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[chicoazul]

He will be going by first name only don't forget

Is it not Ruud to call him by his first name?

 

[bluelegend]

With all the links to players we are hearing methinks that we are positioning ourselves for a deadline day burst. Hart for instance is a perfect example. Express interest and then say do one your too expensive. If he doesn't move by deadline day then re-approach when the pressure is on.

 

[orly]

Is it not Ruud to call him by his first name?

I want Wesley to come in and add some Snijde to our midfield

He'll be Klaas

 

[orly]

With all the links to players we are hearing methinks that we are positioning ourselves for a deadline day burst.

Try and keep some tissues to hand then mate

 

[chicoazul]

Hope you've got your black and white tops ready for deadline day lads.

 

[orly]

So then lads, who is looking forward- server stability permitting - to the Phil Taylor Power Hour after the window SLAMS SHUT next week?

It's going to be magic

 

[ijjysmith]

Hope you've got your black and white tops ready for deadline day lads.

Heard we might get Feta Cech from Arsenal.

(Is the cheese thing still going on? I've got loads of them and want to unleash Carlton Parmesan soon)

 

[Deulofeumygod]

I was thinking feta cheesus Fernandez

 

[MACCA75]

Heard we might get Feta Cech from Arsenal.

(Is the cheese thing still going on? I've got loads of them and want to unleash Carlton Parmesan soon)

Further update. The guy is wearing this season's away kit from the current Champions. The Red Leicester one.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Shame he signed for juventus or we could have Gorgonzalo Higuin to support rom up top

 

[Mashtray]

emmental heskey anyone?


no thanks. im full

 

[ijjysmith]

Further update. The guy is wearing this season's away kit from the current Champions. The Red Leicester one.

Shame. Thought of another keeper we could look at if Hart falls through...Camem-bert Trautmann.

 

[Milkman]

You're all going on ignore while the puns are out.

 

[chicoazul]

You're all going on ignore while the puns are out.

Whey mate?

 

[orly]

You're all going on ignore while the puns are out.

Have you got any crackers?