Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[everton2004]

Totally not ITK, I'm going to make a pure guess.......

Three in by the end of the window. *crosses fingers*

 

[Ashtonian]

I would imagine we have to be getting a centre mid in if these Mccarthy rumours are solid enough to make the news.

Raises the question who? Imagine signing a decent one for a net spend of under 20 million after selling Jimmy at the same time, great bit of business that would be.

But yeah, I imagine dead day tomorrow and loads of jarg news Tuesday before we get the let down of deadline day.

 

[NolaGeauxBlues]

Well there were a couple of pages of bouncing breasts.

@Bungle

I'm very sorry, Mr Bungle. Yes this was definitely the highlight of this entire, 4200+ page, transfer thread

 

[everton2004]

Juan's got three days to come to his senses......

 

[ilikecheese]

We won't be signing anymore players I'm afraid.

ijjystormycloud strikes again.

 

[tommytowne]

Sorry for the stupidity, but I have had a good few courtesy of my all inclusive Adriatic bolt hole, but come on Everton, make a statement, and go for broke on a marquee signing as a statement of intent and build on a solid start to the season.

 

[ijjysmith]

ijjystormycloud strikes again.

It's just best to be honest sometimes cheese my good man.

 

[Librarian]

We won't be signing anymore players I'm afraid.

Wow
Epic reverse jinx attempt...
If this comes off, you'll be a hero

 

[ToffeeTim]

We haven't signed any 16 year old eastern european youth team goalkeepers yet

 

[Efcpablo]

We won't be signing anymore players I'm afraid.

Based on what mate?

 

[Zezti]

It's just best to be honest sometimes cheese my good man.

Better to be pessimistic and proved right than optimistic and proved wrong?

 

[ijjysmith]

Based on what mate?

The large amount I've drink this evening IMHO

 

[jinkyali]

Bryan Oviedo on verge of leaving.

 

[tim cahill]

Bryan Oviedo on verge of leaving.

Doesn't make much sense that. Would leave us short at LB.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

The large amount I've drink this evening IMHO

Best to carry on then.