Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[LAToffee]

He's about 636 times better than Howard.

Can I see your calculations for that? (I had the number slightly higher)

 

[toffeejack]

hahaha i actually think redmayne is a brilliant actor, 10/10 for the new wave of british actors.

Anyway we should sign him up.

i didn't think twice, when he has his lipstick on and was wearing a dress.

smash every door.

 

[Kiwi]

Watford now having both Gomes and Pantilimon shows just how far we are behind in this area of our squad.

I'd rather have a decent keeper than a second choice RB

Maybe if they buy Howard that'll complete their collection of awful keepers

 

[toffeejack]

Maybe if they buy Howard that'll complete their collection of awful keepers

jeez can you imagine being their keeper coach and turning up monday morning looking at howard and gomes.

 

[billybeeru]

If Everton spend 30 million euros on one player then they won't loan him back

What if that's what it took to get him? Would you do it?

 

[Michaelcoyb]

I don't think we will get anyone of current importance in.

 

[RomanReigns]

great goalkeeper to look out for is udinese's simone scuffet

 

[AaronTheBlue]

I don't think we will get anyone of current importance in.

hmm.. i disagree. think we will try for 3, depending on who leaves.

 

[harris78]

great goalkeeper to look out for is udinese's simone scuffet

I bet his goalkicks are awful.

 

[Kiwi]

jeez can you imagine being their keeper coach and turning up monday morning looking at howard and gomes.

Good lord, perish the thought.
"Right lads,we're going back to basics, 101 of goalkeeping. How to catch a football".

I remember reading in the echo a "5 keepers that could replace Howard" with Gomes there and was laughing at how he could seen as a credible improvement before remembering how crap Howard had become.

 

[Eggs]

....summary of this morning's rumour column;

We are interested in Swansea winger Jefferson Montero.
We have slapped a £65m price tag on Lukaku to put off interested parties.
More links with Bolton's Zach Clough and reports that Byram is off to West Ham.

 

[Raino85]

....summary of this morning's rumour column;

We are interested in Swansea winger Jefferson Montero.
We have slapped a £65m price tag on Lukaku to put off interested parties.
More links with Bolton's Zach Clough and reports that Byram is off to West Ham.

Love it when teams 'slap a price tag' on a player.
Almost as much as i enjoy teams 'planning a swoop'

 

[Steven Verhoeven]

Martinez is known to like januzaj expect it to be plan b

 

[bluestevon]

Love it when teams 'slap a price tag' on a player.
Almost as much as i enjoy teams 'planning a swoop'

My personal favourite is 'have been watching'

Always makes me think - what so scouts and teams don't actually ever watch a football game unless they are planning to buy someone

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

We have slapped a £65m price tag on Lukaku to put off interested parties.

is that not essentially stating that in a U-Turn from last Summer, Rom now IS for sale and this is how much he'll cost?