Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Bungle]

Some of us are on mobile so please stop throwing stupid gifs into every page ffs. Thanks.

 

[davek]

People are saying Boro have a bid accepted for Deulofeu. This day is getting even worse.

If the most creative player we have is leaving when we have no other creativity and are desperate for more of it, then something has gone seriously wrong here.

Deulofeu is one of a handful of players you'd have as protected species at Everton. To bin him off would be deranged.

 

[suey_11]

Palace want McCarthy. Now I'm not bothered but letting another player go and no replacement again? I give up

Where do you think the money for the replacement will come from.
Stones money has gone.

Hope I'm proven wrong but looks as previous sell to buy.

 

[bicycleheader]

I hate him.
Everything written by him is drivel designed to dupe gullible people.
The epitome of a twitter meff.

In fairness it's done quite clearly as a joke, you'd have to be very extremely ridiculously gullible to take it seriously

that it's not funny I totally agree

 

[Moomin]

The 5 promised deadline day signings. Will someone get that tractor off the road they cant get into Finch Farm.

If you zoom in the driver of the Tractor is Kenwright.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Think its in January mate.

Glad to help !

Probably November for the thread though so we can get 5,000 pages.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

When does the Jan transfer window thread open ?

...'bout 10 past 11 tonight mate.

 

[PeregrineT]

I hate to bring reason into this but.........as for why "they've left it so late", its because this window is unlike any other. With all of the cash from the new deal, this window is an adjustment for everybody in values. Its like if you went to buy a car, and the dealer said its 25k, but last month it was 15k. You wouldnt just go "Well, thats the price, best just buy it and cry". You'd go "Thats outrageous, I hate you, Im going somewhere else", but then you find all of the other dealers are all selling at the same price. You live in denial for a while, but eventually realize if you want it, you have to pay the new price or get an old jolapy. You arent getting deals anywhere.

TDD is the day everyone comes to terms with the new deals, in future windows it will be easier. But no rational person is going to pony up outrageous prices early in the windwo, instead hoping things will come back down near the end of it. Nobody knows what a "good deal" is anymore with these prices.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

 

[neil999]

the WINDOW IS

STILL

OPEN

 

[davek]

In a scene reminiscent of the heartwarming moment when Hopkins hears the Elephant Man reciting the Lord is My Shepherd, Koeman just saw Niasse and McGeady doing keepy uppies in the Finch Farm carpark just when he was about to finalize a top striker and someone for our left wing. He now sees something in these misunderstood outcasts and we're going to go with what we have.

The McGeady Turn can make the heart of any man swoon.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Sell McCarthy and put whatever we get for him and 15m and give it to United for Scheiderlin, they arent gonna turn down making a profit of 5-10m on him

You'd be perfect on our board. Sell first .

then try to buy but end up buyin nobody

 

[AmericanBlue]

Still think we'll get 3/4 in today. Some deals are probably already done and we're either waiting for the players current teams to sign replacements, or we're wanting to do a big announcement of a few signings at once.

Hope so, you are possibly right but right now it looks like this:

You know how some folk have suggested this: there are no more ITKs, their day is gone, the club are very tight lipped these days so no one knows anything, there are no ITKs, end of.

How about: there are no ITKs as there is nothing really going on?

 

[Moomin]

high hopes and we have not even had a story to keep us entertained so far.

8 hours to go, and we have no breaking news or any rumour other than the stuff we had anyway which was jarg and on and off again each day.

Oh no, one of the excuse makers top warriors has defected to the bed wetters.

Who can stop them, they need a hero to save them.

 

[MartyMcFly]

this fake again

No a few places are saying it. I suspect it depends on the Brahimi deal.