Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[roy vernon]

All I wanted was a centre forward and we sign Enner Velncia, I don't know what to say

 

[brieverton]

You couldn't make this up, Enner Valencia, and we're meant to be happy with it!!

Just waiting for Jeremy Beadle to appear from behind Vinny O'Connor with a dildo.

 

[Marco Polo]

I actually feel for @The Esk.

Hope you're thick skinned x

WHY; he got his thread sponsor massive amounts of mileage, his forum massive amounts of users, clicks, views...he's chuckling away at how dumb we've all been for the last three months and you FEEL FOR HIM?

 

[JammyP]

So, who's looking forward to the January window?

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[everton2004]

We have been conned by Moshiri, negative net spend and yet some are still optimistic about our future. Stadium is a smoke screen, we'll be staying at Goodison for years to come. We're controlled by Venkys mk2.

Oh look, another one signed up today to slag off Moshiri. Get back to RAWK you melt.

 

[anton66]

Bedwetters 10 limpdicks 0

 

[Gerbs]

Let's say we do sign sissoko and Brahimi today. Will also all the cry-arses come out and apologise for their "nothing has changed" and "sell to buy" complaints?

Will they chuff. They'll moan that we didn't get the players they personally wanted.

Genuinely believe a good proportion of our fans are predisposed to be moaning whoppers

Are you going to apologize now?

 

[Chipshill]

Watch Valencia get get 20 goals now... Haha

 

[d4kyxx]

Doesn't it make you wonder what exactly we are doing wrong?

West Ham attract zaza.. We end up with the reject Valencia

We are so far away, I don't understand how we can't attract players like that

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

 

[marnie]

BEAKED off my tits here.......... who have we signed from Valencia lol

 

[ritterefc]

it is alright lads, we have confirmed a back up for Rom...

He'll be decent backup. I'd have him over Kone and niasse every day of the week

 

[MartyMcFly]

Liverpool just gave a £16million pound striker a free transfer. Tell me which was worse. We just missed a simular situation I think. He'd of been an expensive mill stone. Poison in the back room.

We couldn't even give our 13m striker away for free.

 

[Paul w]

Sht up about Esk, he's an Evertoniam

. No mate he needs to stop making things up then he won't get stick.