Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Ron Burgundy]

Probably sign for Spurs

West Ham, nailed on.

 

[Goat]

Jargenmenko put inside Clichys pocket like the jarg Osman he is.

 

[marsh]

Even if Yarmolenko is any good, our fans would ruin him anyway calling him lazy etc..

 

[Neiziro]

Thoughts on Yarmo:

• He's very, very lazy. Never tracks back to help defend (which he simply cannot do anyway), seems to walk basically all the time when he doesn't have the ball, and despite his height he doesn't seem to be strong in the air. He's just as lazy, if not lazier than Lukaku.
• He's an absolute tank. Has some decent muscles, superb pace, and he can glide through defenders like butter. If we want someone we can bring on if we need to completely unlock a defense, he's our guy. He is very, very good on the attack.
• His set pieces look promising. Whipped in a great left-footer and got on the end of his own FK. Almost scored too were it not for Hart. His one corner was decent.
• He can cross pretty damn well with his weaker right foot. Must be outstanding on his left although I've not seen him cross with his left yet.

He's basically a left-footed Deulofeu on steroids. Now I'd be damn happy if we had a player like that.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Utterly convinced he's coming to the Premier league in the summer. Equally as convinced he won't be coming to us. Delighted Kiev are getting tonked though, that'll learn ya Surkis, ya meff.

 

[roydo]

Utterly convinced he's coming to the Premier league in the summer. Equally as convinced he won't be coming to us. Delighted Kiev are getting tonked though, that'll learn ya Surkis, ya meff.

There are 2 very good reasons why we might, might mind, be the most attractive to him.

 

[KevMirallas]

Reckon it's massively on, but that's a problem for August, not now.

 

[bluewally]

Just turned on the match. How's yarm played overall?

 

[Goat]

Just turned on the match. How's yarm played overall?

Complete and utter tosh.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Even if Yarmolenko is any good, our fans would ruin him anyway calling him lazy etc..

But he's white

 

[Neiziro]

Just turned on the match. How's yarm played overall?

A bit meh tonight to be honest. Didn't exactly set the world on fire. Nearly scored and had a few good set pieces and a couple of trademark stepovers, but that's about it. He's just a strong, left-footed Deulofeu.

 

[FTY]

There are 2 very good reasons why we might, might mind, be the most attractive to him.

- Wants to play football every week

- Loves a bit Scouse muff

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

There are 2 very good reasons why we might, might mind, be the most attractive to him.

playing time, yes, but I'm not sure what else. But, he's just been gushing in the papers over pep guardiola .

 

[dandydan]

playing time, yes, but I'm not sure what else. But, he's just been jumping in the papers over pep guardiola .

Watching Del soap up in the showers after a game?

 

[joger]

Why do we need Yarmolenko? We already have 3 good options on the right. Surely we need someone who can play on the left? Like a young(er) version of Stevie P.