Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[deipnosophist]

I think squad balancing is what might be causing a temporary delay in any new signings. It has been a tricky summer , what with the Euros and a new manager etc.
With so much background noise, I like the way the club is taking its time to address the critical squad balancing issue

 

[Bally8]

lol
The head falling off has commenced.....going to be some red faces folks!

I hope so mate but at the moment it's fair to say there is every reason to be a tad worried that yet again, we have only spent what we have sold and this summer we have a new owner and a huge Tv deal.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

stop crying you massively dramatic queg

No need to get personal tomo lid.

 

[maccavennie]

Them pesky Russians mate. Bad, bad commits

Never met one mate, though my old school teacher went there once for a holiday. Said they were nice folk.

 

[Thomasc]

No need to get personal tomo lid.

lol

love you really x

 

[Deulofeumygod]

I spend a whole day internetless and you all manage to fill another 50 pages full of crap but we have bought NO ONE?!

Tomorrow it is. Watch this space.

 

[everton2004]

Who's the biggest bellend @ggooggooggoo or @Nil Satis Niasse Optimum?

Answers on a postcard

What's the address?

 

[Sharpys top lip]

lol

love you really x

Thanks babes.......me2U2 xxxx

 

[everton2004]

I spend a whole day internetless and you all manage to fill another 50 pages full of crap but we have bought NO ONE?!

Tomorrow it is. Watch this space.

Farhad? Is that you?

 

[Toffeeslam]

I spend a whole day internetless and you all manage to fill another 50 pages full of crap but we have bought NO ONE?!

Tomorrow it is. Watch this space.

There is a separate thread for those who indulge in the following mate

Just saying like

 

[mkrudden]

@davek Would you take Wilshire mate?

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

who should we be suspicious of mate?

Every one MAC, every single one, don't trust any of them there at the club - especially that MOSH one, pffff, the bad get - and don't trust ANY on here....particularly the neg mongers & purveyors of doom on this thread...who knows what THEY are???

#GotAFairIdeaLike

 

[Arteta10]

As of right now.......this very second. We've not spent a single penny of either the tv money or the super rich new owner.

Let that sink right in with only 28 hrs left to go.

If this doesn't make you suspicious, nothing ever will.

How can we spend money if the players we want to sign dont want to come to us?

Shall we just go splash 50 mil on dave nugent just to say we have spent some money?

 

[Sharpys top lip]

We need a goalkeeper

 

[Deulofeumygod]

There is a separate thread for those who indulge in the following mate

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Just saying like

I was being completely sarcastic.