Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Thomasc]

Come home Enner.

Catch the train to Everton, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

 

[leslad]

Beer battered aspirations with a side of fried hope, washed down with melt tears.

scorned beef hash

 

[Sapie88]

Any names mate?

Valencia, Odemwengie, Charles N'Zogbia and Malcolm Christie.

 

[d4kyxx]

We should have known we weren't gonna get a striker when Koeman decided to give geri a few games upfront

 

[billybeeru]

Apologies for the fraud comment, as you said I don't know you. You can't deny you've got a lot wrong this summer, in future I'd suggest not passing anything on unless you know it's 100% true. Alls you've done here is build up expectations. No doubt you've had good intentions so for that thanks, I think you're source has led you up the garden path mate.

Then no info should ever be passed on. Ever. Nothing is 100% true until it's done. You'd think this would be obvious to reasonably bright people. Apparently not.

 

[whiteshadow]

Poor Esk
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Looks like Martins Indi, towards the left at the front. lol

 

[Jreverton1]

Can we get to 1,000 pages by 11pm.

Easy

 

[BlueToff]

I'm the same here at some lads trying to defend getting Valencia.

Lou...

I'm sorry mate, but in what world is Valencia not better than our CURRENT back-up striker (THE GOLDEN PRINCE)...

On loan, as back-up, it's a sound deal (IF it comes off)

 

[ToffeeTim]

Moshiri OUT.

FRAUD.

And I'm not effing joking either.

 

[ToffeeDevil]

we're at 400! congrats everyone

 

[daza_1973]

Poor Esk
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Is that Bony's welcoming party at the Britannia Stadium ???

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Maybe worth looking at the type of player mate...

You've literally just mentioned them...

PEREZ - Quick, likes to run in behind and stretch the defence
GAB - Quick, likes to run in behind and get in between the lines
VALENCIA - Quick, likes to run in behind and stretch the defence

WILF - Can't run.

JUST, MAYBE, EY?

(God, I'm starting to write like Humble Egg)

Since a serious knee, and ankle injury (both went in the same game) according to a few West Ham fans the thing that made him the player he was, pace, has gone.

 

[Professor Toffee]

And Rom is gone next summer.

And some day the sun will explode and consume the earth

 

[Mickey]

Eric Djemba-Djemba was right all along. Ye have had your keks pulled down lads, admit that and let the healing begin.

 

[DanB90]

What are you all having for tea?

Something with a side order of lies