Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

[toffeejack]

Genuine question, did people laugh at that? The most obvious bit of business in recent years we never did and exactly the kind of signing we made pre-Moshiri.

Nope, can't remember anyone with any sense actually being envious, nor are we now. He's terrible.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Imagine the scenes if once Villa are confirmed down we see the SSN Yellow Ticker:

"BREAKING NEWS Jack Grealish has agreed a £40 million move to the mighty Everton"

Think I would keel over with elation

I think he’s overrated tbh. Decent player yes but for the sort of price he’d go for we could get a player of far higher quality elsewhere. We’re exactly the sort of club who would splash out that sum on Grealish whilst City or Chelsea pay less than that for midfield talent that will turn out far better. I’m not even sure Grealish is the best midfielder at Villa.

 

[toffeejack]

This foden thing is getting a bit tired, someone said it as a joke and it wasn't even funny then. I don't know if everyone else actually believes it or they're all joking too.

 

[Goat]

 

[ProZ]

This foden thing is getting a bit tired, someone said it as a joke and it wasn't even funny then. I don't know if everyone else actually believes it or they're all joking too.

They don’t believe it either it’s just Orly’s cult.

I don’t find it funny either like, reminds me of a jarg failed version the Vitor Pereira forum campaign which got half the forum onboard for a manager they’d never heard of but didn’t care because he wore an armband over a blazer.

 

[Nymzee]

This foden thing is getting a bit tired, someone said it as a joke and it wasn't even funny then. I don't know if everyone else actually believes it or they're all joking too.

You've got to be real darn gullible to believe most things in this thread.

 

[Goat]

They don’t believe it either it’s just Orly’s cult.

I don’t find it funny either like, reminds me of a jarg failed version the Vitor Pereira forum campaign which got half the forum onboard for a manager they’d never heard of but didn’t care because he wore an armband over a blazer.

Its called injecting humour in a world that's currently lacking in it.

When did you become such a misery?

 

[Zezti]

You've got to be real darn gullible to believe most things in this thread.

AntoniON

 

[ProZ]

Its called injecting humour in a world that's currently lacking in it.

When did you become such a misery?

I was stung by the Vitor campaign, not again, not on my watch.

 

[Goat]

I was stung by the Vitor campaign, not again, not on my watch.

I cry myself to sleep most nights thinking about a midfield of Arteta and Moutinho.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I cry myself to sleep most nights thinking about a midfield of Arteta and Moutinho.

Wank sock on standby?

 

[TheBigIguana]

Its called injecting humour in a world that's currently lacking in it.

When did you become such a misery?

But it isn't funny...

 

[TheBigIguana]

Now that they're officially down we can go ahead and drop off 20m or whatever and take Buendia back to Goodison

 

[MikeH72]

This foden thing is getting a bit tired, someone said it as a joke and it wasn't even funny then. I don't know if everyone else actually believes it or they're all joking too.

No, someone said it being serious, which is why the ongoing joke is so funny.

 

[Goat]

But it isn't funny...

Humour doesn't have to be funny.