Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
He’s worse than the missus
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Spoken like somebody who has never had a PROPER 1!
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
Oh here is, showing off about being a top gooser again
Puss
jayonenote
Player Valuation: £8m
Does having an improper one count?
Thats just a headache mate.
neil999
Player Valuation: £80m
I feel your pain, horrific
I remember my ex used to get them and i was always like "its just a bad headache, get a grip". Then about 8 years ago I was walking down the stairs of my house and went blind and though I was going to be sick. Ended up in the walk in thinking I was dying and after about a 2 hour wait the nurse was like "have you taken any paracetamol?"
"No"
"Here take some"
"I don't think that's going to help, I'm blind. I think something is really wrong"
"Your having a migraine take these, go home, lie down in a dark room and let me get back to helping some actually sick people"
Unfortunately though it ended up being a 9 month migraine, was a bad year lol .
Tbf as a squad player I think king would be a decent option. If we could shift the likes of Walcott, bolasie and sandro. He'd be a good choice off the bench and can play anywhere across the front three.
No source or anything, but I wouldn't be surprised if we moved for Callum Hudson Odoi on loan.
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £50m
Try having seizures, wipes you out for the entire day, the aftermath is like full on zombie mode (that's providing you have not fallen and injured yourself on something which in my case is usually the way)
Jayhow15
Player Valuation: £35m
I'd be very surprised.
FTY
Player Valuation: £80m
Horrible. Feel like ye eyeballs about to explode
FTY
Player Valuation: £80m
We ain’t paying 100k+ week for another non starter
Blue Shoes
Player Valuation: £10m
How on earth have we gone to everyone's worst medical episodes in the transfer thread? Ha
Nyhus
#EvertonNorge
A long time injury to DCL or Richy and Josh King is supposed to keep us going? Cant see that ending with us getting enough results no matter who the RS plays. A lot of teams are beaten against that lot before they even start the games, we dont have that psychological advantage.
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