Match Thread Everton v Arsenal - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Gibbo1976]

First time in a long time that I actually enjoyed being there today, love this club ?

 

[witchdoc187]

Wonderful bastards xxx

 

[BlueandWhite]

Check you're passports lids, Europe beckons

 

[heatmeiser]

 

[Jamiednm]

Why no Demari Grey today? Weird that Maupay got on ahead of him.

 

[blu87554]

Why do you not consider yourself a fan anymore

I cant watch michael keane anymore. Therefore, i dont watch Everton games anymore. Just the sight of him on the bench makes me sick.

 

[heatmeiser]

I cant watch michael keane anymore. Therefore, i dont watch Everton games anymore. Just the sight of him on the bench makes me sick.

He wasn't on the bench today thankfully. I didn't even see him hanging around like a bad fart. I may well have blocked him out though, I've had a lot of therapy

 

[slipstream86]

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His head looks like some kind of grinding tool. Could cut through solid titanium in a cloud of sparks and swarf with that.

 

[everton1953]

I cant watch michael keane anymore. Therefore, i dont watch Everton games anymore. Just the sight of him on the bench makes me sick.

You still rowing away? Why bother coming on here may I ask? You must gave time on your hands.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Lo and behold, a match was played betwixt two great football clubs, with Amadou Onana of the winning side shining as the brightest star on the field. On this day, he was a true warrior, wielding his skills with grace and might, determined to bring victory to his team.

As the game commenced, all eyes were upon him, for it was known that he had the power to sway the outcome. And sway it he did, for he played with a cunning and bravery that was unmatched by his opponents.

The men of Arsenal, a fierce and powerful squad, were no match for Onana's skill and wit. He dribbled past them as though they were but mere ghosts, scoring goals with ease and leaving the Gunners in awe. His movements were swift and sure, and his shots were precise and powerful.

In the end, it was clear that Onana's performance was the deciding factor in his team's victory, and the crowd cheered and praised him as the hero of the match. And so it was that his name was recorded in the annals of football lore, a shining example of the greatness that can be achieved by one who is determined and skilled.

Thus, the tale of Onana's brilliant display against Arsenal shall be told and retold for generations to come, as a testament to the power and beauty of the game of football.

? amazing what a win can done for quality of prose on GoT

 

[Rita_Poon]

Sadly, a RS win today would actually be good.

Vintage, like a bottle of champers off the Titanic wreck.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

I cant watch michael keane anymore. Therefore, i dont watch Everton games anymore. Just the sight of him on the bench makes me sick.

 

[Mr PEN86]

Just seeing the result from Molineux ? The derby should be interesting

 

[BlueToff]

Played really well, deserved the win and created some big chances.

Maupay was dreadful and unfortunately, it stands out how much you can't play Dycheball with a 5ft8 midget up top.

Need 6 more 1-0s.

 

[Streetender1878]

Get in there blueboys. Well done to everyone at Goodison today. Never underestimate what 40,000 Evertonians can achieve.Together we can take our club back and make it ours. UTFT.