Match Thread Everton v Fulham - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[nsno-chris]

Can’t wait to launch abuse at our players

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Unwatchable 1-3 to Fulham. Everton with 28% possession and 4 shots on goal, all from corners. DCL pulls a hammy on 34 minutes.

Bedlam

 

[davek]

The donkey can't pass a ball to a team mate, but fortunately his passes end up being rockets into the opposition net.

So for that reason alone the donkey will be in the starting 11 I'd imagine

Doucoure is a big asset for us as he was last season. It baffles me that people focus on errant passes. If we were in the business of possession based football I'd understand, but we're not.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Doucoure is a big asset for us as he was last season. It baffles me that people focus on errant passes. If we were in the business of possession based football I'd understand, but we're not.

Agree with this. He's a perfect Dyche player

 

[davek]

Agree with this. He's a perfect Dyche player

We fell apart in the run in when he was suspended, then we picked up just in time when he returned.

Some people have short memories.

 

[Aberblue]

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Hello and welcome to the first game in 38 of what is already shaping up to be a wonderful season of Premier League Football.

May all our weekends be running over with the joy of 3 points.

Up first is those utterly useless no marks from London, Fulham.

Goats 11 to start, subject to change, if Kevin actually pulls his finger out :

Pickford
Patterson - Keane - Tarks - Young
Gana
Onana - Garner
Iwobi - DCL - Danjuma
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Picking that side was hard, we have so few options, none of them good.

COYB

I can see a number of commentators praying we don't pick that midfield.

 

[maccavennie]

Doucoure is a big asset for us as he was last season. It baffles me that people focus on errant passes. If we were in the business of possession based football I'd understand, but we're not.

I think with it being Football Dave, a basic requirement is to be able to control a ball the majority of the time your on the pitch, then find a team mate with your next pass without trying to kill an 8 year old kid in the family enclosure.

Appreciate his goals though and because we are severely lacking goalscorers, he'll be in the side for sure.

 

[W84 Dum Freeze]

Denzel Dumfries has a change of heart and joins just in time for this one...

"... It's a Grand Old Team, la..." he's quoted as saying as he signs...

 

[Amokachi1995]

Only a divvy would lave him out, tbf...

Going to be 442 in winnable home games this season:

Pickford

Patterson - Keane/Branthwaite - Tarkowski - Young
---------------Gueye - Onana
Iwobi-----------------------------------Danjuma
---------------New Forward
--------------------------------DCL

What happened to Doucs??

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Do we have to?my rehab is not complete from Bournemouth yet

 

[Nymzee]

Bit early aren’t ya! Not even played Sporting yet

 

[blue to the bone]

Bit early aren’t ya! Not even played Sporting yet

Premature speculation.

 

[Goat]

What happened to Doucs??

Only an idiot would leave him out, remember.

 

[Runub]

If the first PL match thread is up and running where is the Relegation Thread? Surely they run in tandem

 

[JLW]

If the first PL match thread is up and running where is the Relegation Thread? Surely they run in tandem

Dont mate, we will rack up more than 100 pages before a ball is kicked.