Match Thread Everton v Liverpool Sat - 7th April 12:30ko

[kev]

I predict Tubby Ashley will spend a lot of the game with his jersey pulled over his head, and Capt Jags to spend a lot of time doing up rogue boot laces which mysteriously come untied at critical junctures. Schneids will be the usual useless gimp he always is and Gana won’t manage one accurate pass. Rooney, taking lead from Gana, will spray 5 yard passes straight to someone wearing red whilst Davies will dash about like an aimless, headless chicken. Bolasie will be admiring Davies and copying his efforts, and we won’t have a single shot at goal.
Needless to say, I won’t be watching our useless shower disgrace themselves (and us). Everton have pretty much lost me.
Shambles of a team.

NSNO

"Pretty much" lost you BUT not enough to stop you posting on Everton forums hey?

 

[Stephenlloyd]

Mignolet Clyne Masterson Lovren Moreno Winjaldum Henderson Woodburn Ings Solanke Firminho was posted as the team as well lol who knows

I’d be surprised Klavan playing at left back.

 

[Ring master]

I’d be surprised Klavan playing at left back.

even more so as some are saying hes injured on that reply to your pic post

 

[devogue]

they will have u23 players and trash like Ings playing, yet we still probably won't win lol

 

[matty1878]

View attachment 45448 Not sure if this has already been posted. Guy reckons he’s never got a team wrongView attachment 45448

Whoever they play will dry bum us

 

[Death]

Never been this disinterested in the outcome of a derby than I am about this. As articulated by other posters, any victory will be a hollow one. Won't damage their season one iota and will do little for us. We'll probably win this one with zero riding on it and then go another decade or so getting hoofed when it matters. Am so disillusioned I think I'd almost prefer a draw to a win to avoid the sight and sound of that masticating oaf of a "manager" telling all and sundry how "he" beat Liverpool. Roll on the end of this season. Can't come soon enough.

they will have u23 players and trash like Ings playing, yet we still probably won't win lol

Is that an albino chimp in your profiler?

 

[jerseytoffee]

The most un interested I’ve been for a derby I think.

Again it’ll be more out of habit that I’ll watch a team with no fight get beat by a reserve team and Sam will still be as smug as anything, blaming everyone but himself

 

[irishblue11]

if we do manage to get a victory tomorrow it will be tainted by fat sam sitting grinning in the press conference. i want that mess out of our club as soon as and if we get a win i hope its in no way down to him. its strange going into a derby wondering who i hate more, fat sam or klopp?? COYB.

 

[evertony]

Vlasic in from the cold tomorrow?

 

[JelavicBrate2]

It just doesn't mean as much anymore, we've been embarrassed by them so many times I think we've become desensitised to derby defeats. The only positive is that the atmosphere will be so toxic if we're crap, then people will realise how much of a mess we are.

 

[tim cahill]

It is extremely difficult to have any confidence in us getting anything tomorrow.

It all depends on the team sheet. If Schneiderlin plays we will lose.

 

[RomanReigns]

just going to get this in before the game finishes tomorrow

i hate everton, i hate (player who messed up).

 

[bilyaletdinov_]

Pickford
Coleman Keane Jagielka Baines
Gueye Davies Rooney
Walcott Tosun Bolasie​

 

[hullefc]

My lad, now 22 has never seen us live beating this lot. Watched the 3-0 while on holiday and the cup game on the TV. We are getting the train over from Hull tomorrow, instead of the usual drive, as I plan to be celebrating after the game tomorrow.

 

[FTY]

If Gueye is injured I'd get Baningeme in behind Davies an Rooney

Local lad and he's willing to put in a tackle unlike Morg