Everton v Man City. 3rd May at 17.30.

[Muppet Basher]

Man u got beat so we are deffo 5th

 

[Del]

Nothing to play for lads

Just do the right thing

 

[Dexter]

Before I get vaulted as well I think somewhere a few weeks back I debated with @davek about not caring about them winning the title, I was so so wrong.

In the last couple of weeks I have seen so many more grown men in full Liverpool tracksuits and kits than ever before, and I live nowhere near Liverpool. I should have known better than to have the nerve to disagree with Dave, I am such a fool.

I'd like this apology to Dave to double up as a suicide note should we win today.

I've never seen anything more ridiculous than a grown man in a liverpool home kit

 

[Elvis]

Surely Alcaraz will be to the left of a back 3, not Jags?

 

[Tubey]

Seriously now, come on City. Come on...

 

[The_Street_End]

yess.

Never felt more like singing the blues
When City win, and United lose
Ohhh Everton, you got me singing the blues

 

[DanEFC92]

COYB

 

[riddick]

Everton guaranteed 5th now.

 

[hktoffee]

Strange day. Evertonians won't be sleepless even we don't get anything today.

 

[FTY]

Surely Alcaraz will be to the left of a back 3, not Jags?

Why? Jags is quicker.

 

[Del]

Feel sick here

Just no its typical Everton to turn it on when there's no pressure

 

[dholliday]

from the Guardian's Clockwatch:

GOAL! Newcastle 2-0 Cardiff (Remy)
Loic Remy scores perhaps the least celebrated goal of the entire season. I'll stick my neck out and say Cardiff are going down.

Are we gonna beat that today?

 

[rascal]

We can now surrender to a 3-0 defeat with a clear conscience, safe in the knowledge that it's for the greater good

 

[DRM]

You should always play to win.
Everton - MCI 3-1
COYB!

 

[bluelife]

Oh FFS now that kick offs close I'm starting to want to see the mighty seamus do them all over