Match Thread Everton v Man Utd - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[The Binman]

I bet Fellaini scores as they Nick a win 1000 - 0 to utd.

Ffs.

 

[MikeH72]

Mad that he’s also made all the best saves of his career against us too.

 

[ProZ]

Drop DCL put Dele upfront.

 

[Spruce Moose]

Torn between missing this game as we are depressing/embarrassing to watch and watching as it could be one of our last games in the Prem for god knows how long...

 

[ricer10]

4:30 am KO …can’t bear to get up and watch … hope for the best / fear the worst !

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

So after another desperate result, what do we do against the mancs?

On another day, we take 4 points from the last 2 games but I've got to be honest, tonight I think may have been the final nail in the coffin.

Anyways, let's get back into what side is willing to get trounced by the mancs

Pickford in goal
Coleman will come back in at rb
Branthwaite deserves another game
Partner? Keane, Holgate or Godfrey? None of them deserve a start at cb so I'm unsure
Mykolenko left back
Allan comes back in to replace Holgate
Doucoure stays in because no one else runs about the pitch even though he's been dreadful
Iwobi keeps his place as at least he's trying to make probing passes
Richarlison keeps the left side slot though he's a pro at missing sitters
Gordon keeps the right hand slot though he's not producing goals/assists
Up top? DCL would be fortunate to keep his place but ffs how has it comes to this that I mention Rondon!!!! Can Dele play a false 9???

We are a mess
We are crap
Tonight was probably the end of Evrrton as we know it

But maybe, just maybe with 40k Evertonians behind them, we can pull off a desperate and memorable win

UTFT !!!

0-4; we are just absolute rubbish...

Can't defend corners, can't defend set-pieces, can't score goals.

0-4 is being kind.

The Championship is calling...

 

[North wales blue]

I think we will get a point here ?COYB

 

[blu87554]

WE
WILL
CRUSH
THEM!!

WIN WIN WIN AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH LET ME HEAR YOU TODAY!! COYB!!!

 

[Mr PEN86]

Just getting some motivational vids in this morning ?

 

[Remember-the-name]

COYB ???

 

[Dixieslaces]

On our way!

COYB.

 

[PhilM]

1-0 Everton.

 

[Tom Hughes]

Need someone to do a Phil Neville on Ronaldo in the first minute. Goodison will do the rest and we'll easily win if we get 4 pens.

Think the whiskey breakfast is kicking in nicely....

Let no blue leave GP today without doing his duty and screaming themselves hoarse...... COYB.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Many fans are feeling it hard to get up for this one, and I sympathise with them.

Even if we are on top and smashing them it's almost inevitable we won't get a goal and will then concede.

 

[JLW]

1-0 Everton.

Exactly my thoughts, a slender anxious nervous win