Eggsyblueskin
Player Valuation: £40m
Hate the fat Spanish waiter, and totally despise Geordies so we had better win this ,or my ire will be truly fearful to behold.
He does that just to wind the fans up you know (See also Schneiderlin warming up) - the only way he stays is if Everton are in total chaos and the Board’s bums are twitching still - Big fat BlertBig Sam will set up to park the bus and then swap out an attacker for another defender (whether we are winning, losing or drawing) asap..
Never been more glad it's an MNF. Cannot be arsed.