Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[eurosrees]

Duncan wants to fight Allardyce, that would be worth the subscription fee alone.

 

[BernieWright13]

HT and zero quality/goals? Check

 

[Wayno]

Rabbits in headlights when there’s a square ball rolling through the box.

Terrified at the prospect of attacking it

 

[Tubey]

Yeah in total honesty I'm almost hoping for a Newcastle goal, just so the football I'm watching on a Monday night can be a bit interesting.

I'm not actually that arsed that it's Everton playing; I'm almost watching this as a neutral, but a neutral who passionately dislikes Bolasie.

 

[Bungle]

Ferguson there looking like he took something before kick off and now chewing his gums off

 

[kenada_blue]

Lol worst attack in the league.

Vintage Baines. Stupid front 3

 

[RomanReigns]

almost half time

got my tennis balls ready

 

[Death]

Dunc gets it

 

[Azza]

Does Dunc go out with Jose Baxter or what? Proper gurning.

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

Id be extremely disappointed if at least 7 of these players start our first game next season.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Walcott Bolasie and Rooney abysmal

 

[Tin-Tin]

Poor touches, poor passes and poor decisions

 

[Wat Tyler]

Rooney has been evil tonight, evil.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Wasted Walcott.

 

[Neiler]

Wait for the sucker punch.

No pace, no acceleration, no craft, no confidence, no idea,