Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[billyblue80]

250m spent to play anti football

 

[maccavennie]

What's with Rooney standing by Baines everytime he goes to take a free kick? As one of our supposedly better finishers surely he should be trying to get on the end of a cross!

Don't be daft mate, that would be the sensible thing to do!

 

[Jreverton1]

Is that another half with no shots on target?

 

[Professor Toffee]

Why no Vlasic ?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Fans will be made up with that performance. Give Sam another three seasons lads.

 

[Ducans elbow]

Ever been watching a football match and thought.... Hmmm, those skirting boards could do with a hoover

Or even painting cause it will take longer

 

[Gladystweet]

I've been watching Operation Odessa on Netflix. Absolutely boss by the way.

 

[davek]

Moshiri happy with that.

 

[zzr45]

Here come the happy clappers in one minute. A well-deserved standing ovation for our heroes out there in Blue. What a performance, blood sweat and tears for the cause so far.

It must have been sad when no-one came to your birthday.

 

[Lob]

Well that was exciting, only nodded off twice. Wonder if Moshiri managed to stay awake.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Zero shots on target FC are BACK

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Should move Walcott into the middle playing behind Tosun, he would destroy these through the middle.

 

[EpicSaxGuy]

Moshiri: Please end our misery tonight.

 

[Kantareller]

End product like an arse

 

[Bebeto]

Walcott Bolasie and Rooney abysmal

At least Walcott’ is running...but yeah quality not there at all