Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[Osamabindiesel]

Moshiri happy with that.

Because fans don’t have the spine to leave the stadium empty. Our boos, our tears are music to his ears

 

[ToffeeTim]

Schneiderlein been very good.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Newcastle are dangerous on the break. So far their feet have been quicker than their brains.

 

[ADT]

good performance I think just missing the goal.

You need shots on target to score goals

 

[Joey66]

45 minutes not one shot on target - Rooney/Bollassie woefull, and tell me why when we get a free kick in a good position Rooney holds Baines hand and is not in the box to score it's obvious Baines is taking the free kick?...?....

 

[Jamiednm]

I’ve been reduced to watching Captain America: Civil War.

 

[jackyboy]

Didn't want that half to end.

 

[LostLegend]

It's like our players are too scared to take a shot.
We look the better team, but we are so impotent in the box ffs.

Bolasie is a horrendous footballer.

 

[maccavennie]

Bolasie has been abysmal but the last 5 minutes he put in two balls that they should have been gagging to get on the end of. They all just stand their like knobheads

 

[EvertonRhys]

Same old. Not even the fans are arsed. Biggest indictment on Sam that- hopefully not taken as passive approval.

On a side note, imagine being out-posessioned by Everton?

 

[ToffeeTim]

Another half without testing the oppo keeper

 

[PeregrineT]

I just love our how our bench is:

1 GK
1 CB
1 RB
2 defensive mids
2 strikers
0 wingers, 0 attacking mids(Davies is not one this season).

 

[Wat Tyler]

I bet his signature has got about 50 pointless swirls and circles on it

Lol

 

[BernieWright13]

Let's play the "Guess the Shots on Target" game

Who wants to go first?

Ok, but how many decimal places are we going to ?

 

[thebluenosebolt]

What is Bolassie ??