Match Thread Everton v Norwich City - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[ToffeeDan]

I bet our passing success rates are the worst in the PL. We just hump it up to whichever unlucky sod is on their own up front and hope for the best.

 

[Eggs]

It is easy to be a great fan when you support a team like Everton. Our brave lion hearts make us all so proud

....away games over Christmas sold out, it really is phenomenal. I just hope that one day this era of supporters get a team they deserve.

 

[deipnosophist]

Mate, slamming your nuts between the toilet bowl and the toilet bowl lid is less painful than watching this lot.

There is usually a toilet seat between the bowl and the lid.To achieve your nut slam, I assume you have removed your seat. How do you find doing #twos with that set-up?

 

[Mercedes]

Great performance that, very unlucky to come away with 0-2

 

[MockBu4]

Sorry what is galling is that Silva can't motivate these players. Hard job as most are a gang of cowards who go missing when the going gets tough. Compare with Howard's way those players got tough when the going got tough

I wonder who can motivate. Martinez, Koeman, Big Sam - were no help either

 

[deipnosophist]

Great performance that, very unlucky to come away with 0-2

I didn’t watch the game but judging from the number of people removing their toilet seats, (to enable a little cock and ball torture), our brave lion hearts (unusually) disappointed.
Norwich are a handy team...that Wolf’s Winkle fella is a great striker...

 

[Mercedes]

I wonder who can motivate. Martinez, Koeman, Big Sam - were no help either

Kelly Brook, Emily Ratajkowski, Margot Robbie there's loads.....

 

[MockBu4]

Kelly Brook, Emily Ratajkowski, Margot Robbie there's loads.....

lol, I had to googled it

 

[Sharpies volley]

				With all the determination you can possibly muster, you can't motivate or coach a snail to beat a hare in a race.

So why does he choose to play a snail instead of a hare

 

[Mercedes]

lol, I had to googled it

 

[nsno-chris]

Tom Davies was a 4/10 at best

unfortunately he was MOTM

 

[TGW89]

I wonder who can motivate. Martinez, Koeman, Big Sam - were no help either

This man

 

[deipnosophist]

Is their another Everton Forum you can recommend ?

Baz and Ped are very well informed as to the ins and outs at Everton. I suggest you tune in to one of their podcasts. I am uncertain of their address, but if you google ‘Baz and Ped’ you should get some joy.

 

[AUXLEN]

I went into this game thinking we would win five-nil or get beaten one-nil by a striker who hasn't scored in six months. It's not that we lost that bothers me but that we passed to players who were under pressure and we could have played for another six weeks and not scored. Norwich were wanting to win and should have scored 3 or more. I was so up for a good old 3pm Saturday kick-off but I would rather have sat dejected holding the bags while my Mrs went shopping than sit through that!
can we just bring a manager in that clears the whole lot out? there must be something rotten at the core in EFC. players come and I think 'yes, these can do it.' and after a couple of great starts they become mediocre. remember Richo's starts, even Walcott. something is dragging them down.

on a side note did you hear that mutant red on the phone in on radio Merseyside/city... I have more charismas in my eyebrows than him.....i turned the air blue listening to him!

 

[everton1953]

I thought Mina was MOM and not Davies who did play very well. Coleman was brilliant for the short time he was on. The rest excludingthe goalie were pretty awful. Could be the end of Marco. That is the nature of the game.