Stanley Parker
Player Valuation: £15m
I look at the table, and our positions re: Southampton are reversed from where they should be. Bring me the head of the man responsible for this.
Southampton's success can be attributed to two factors.
They had the foresight to establish a very successful academy.
They had the good fortune to be rescued from administration in 2009 by DMWSL 613 Limited, the holding company of the wealthy German/Swiss Liebherr family.
The obvious conclusion is that we should go into administration. Get a move on, Bill.