Everton v Southampton. 4th April at 15.00.

[Florin]

Scored from a corner, assist from Barry...hmm, this might be a good time to put Alcaraz on, seems the planets are aligned. It may be the blood moon effect.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I love it when we remember how to football. Unfortunately we only ever play well when teams come at us.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Baines' shorts are way too tight

Respectfully disagree

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Haha diving header from the Kone

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Respectfully disagree

Spurs 1985 tight?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

who yelled that?

Dunno, someone near whomever is doing the comms for my telly...

 

[bainesontoast]

I love it when we remember how to football. Unfortunately we only ever play well when teams come at us.

I guess we should take it as a compliment that less teams come at us than do.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Spurs 1985 tight?

Way tighter

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Baines' shorts are way too tight

thats why he never give assist anymore. every time he tries to put a cross in the shorts is sqeesing his balls

 

[BigBlueConk]

oh dear

 

[Professor Toffee]

Howard didn't move, nothing new there

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Haha commentator just ensuring Ward-Prowse scored...

'Never scored a league goal'

 

[Professor Toffee]

Kone certainly putting himself about

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Nearly did as well!

 

[No8Bally]

Getting totaally bossed all over the pitch