Everton v Stoke. Boxing Day at 15.00.

[Groucho]

Blue And White Kop mate.

Was it that obvious?

 

[Ring master]

1-0 or 2-1 win for us i think

 

[Professor Toffee]

Please let JMac be playing then we will win
If not then a lot down to Besic's distribution but if to Kone then we'll tank them!

 

[JAYTALITY]

It reeks of a frustrating defeat but it would be pure Everton to surprise everyone by blitz'n them 4 nill or something.

 

[bluemangroup]

Barry needs dropping
I'd like Stones for Distin
One striker on the pitch at any one time and two wingers Martinez you kopite.

 

[Boss_Blue]

You let them off lightly there I think Chico.

Sound preview as always.

Ho, ho, ho.

 

[wellillwill]

Double Decker over a Caramel any day. It's the choice of the sophisticated gentleman.

 

[chicoazul]

You let them off lightly there I think Chico.

Sound preview as always.

Ho, ho, Goat's mar.

Thanks mate.

 

[deipnosophist]

Imagine he picks an unchanged side!!

HAHAHAHA

that would find me in a phenomenally bad moment of my football

 

[deipnosophist]

It reeks of a frustrating defeat but it would be pure Everyone to surprise everyone and blitz them 4 nill or something.

...it would defo surprise me!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

''The big cumersome mongs have a head start on testosterone and you're barely into blondies.''

''Mrs Doubtfire on HRT''

Haha. up there with your best efforts ever them mate.

I was hoping for a pic of Peter Beagrie but Santa is a bad melt so wtf.

Merry Christmas mate.

Confident of a win now with that early posting of the match thread

Wow, I'm rather drunk. I'd forgotten how good Johnny Walker is. In fact I'd defo play him instead of Barry.

 

[angrysoba]

Yeah, no problem. We'll win this easily!

*swigs Christmas bottle of meths*

 

[angrysoba]

Imagine he picks an unchanged side!!

HAHAHAHA

That would be a ballsy move. Naismith, Lukaku, Eto'o and Barkley upfront, nobody on the wing, with Barry and Besic in defensive midfield.

*rocks gently in the corner*

 

[angrysoba]

It reeks of a frustrating defeat but it would be pure Everton to surprise everyone by blitz'n them 4 nill or something.

Definitely pure Everyone!

*takes another swig*

Oh damn! You edited it.

 

[TX Bill]

We play like we did last weekend, with the players in the wrong positions, we'll lose this one 2-0.

For me?

Howard (only cause Robles is no better)

Garbutt (give Baines a rest)
Stones (Distin ain't good back to back to back matches)
Jagielka
Coleman (needs to produce now)

Besic

Pienaar (if Mirallas can't go)
Barkley
McGeady (assuming McCarthy can't go)

Lukaku
Naismith

Get after them from the off, and nothing but non-stop pressure. Once we get one, go get another, and another. Don't let up.

I don't want to see any soft players this match. Go in hard and let 'em know they're in a match.