Match Thread Everton v Sunderland. 1st Nov at 1330.

[CahillsCornerFlag]

This Sunderland team is garbage, but we're not playing very well.

1-1.

 

[Gwladys Nights]

If we lose I'm going to support Liverpool instead.

 

[Yorkie]

First page, I'll read it now.

Read it, enjoyed it. I agree on Sunderland, sound fans in my experience.
It lost it's way a bit and went for a wander in that "Soccer AM" paragraph, but glad you managed to bring it back in from the cold.

Final summary tasteful and suited the tone. Cheers mate.

God knows against Sunderland and a "Big Sam" team, hopefully Tim has one of his infrequent boss games. 3-1 to us, COYB

 

[bluemangroup]

is right mate, 14 years of successful freshers weeks fingering is something to be proud of, stay strong

im 25 so is it vain to start thinking he dedicated an entire paragraph of a preview to just lay into me?

 

[bluemangroup]

Yeah it probably is actually.

 

[sageyefc]

Is coleman defo out?

Id play mccarthy at RB, put gibson or ross next to barry in CM

 

[Billy Dean]

Best preview of the season this Chico, I liked how you went off an a fuming tangent about modern culture in the middle part.

We'll lose this 2-1.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Howard will probably make a howler, that is the only certainity. Fat Sam is just going to tell them to pump it right in the 6 yard box and watch him flap at everything that comes his way.

 

[Ashtonian]

@Ashtonian

hqvent wrote mine yet mate

 

[neil999]

----howard
lennon--gibson--mori--oviedo
---barry barry barry
----kone -lukaku---me

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Howard will probably make a howler, that is the only certainity. Fat Sam is just going to tell them to pump it right in the 6 yard box and watch him flap at everything that comes his way.

You could play 3 goalkeepers and he'd still use the same tactic, it's his modus operandi.

 

[FTY]

I mean football, beer and banter. Soccer AM though lads. LOL! Tekkers on that. Tweet something dead edgy and controversialand hashtag BBC Football in it so they publish you. You the man you "lad". Drop some Mcat and get out there trying to finger students and detail it in tweets all night including references to just how wasted you are and blurry photos of you acting a shithead that sees you slapped and thrown down the stairs by the bouncer. The tit. If only he understood your troubles and struggles that you've beautifully documented in a full sleeve tattoo. Despite being 25 and still living at home with your mum.

Cryin

 

[PITA]

The Sunderland lad holding the cup at Wembley in the pic above. I know that hair style was the thing in the 70's but how can anyone can play footy with a rug that size on your head is beyond me. Maybe its someone standing behind him, can't work it out.

He could of auditioned to play Atilla in Lionheart.

Are you taking the p?

 

[Furey1878]

Is coleman defo out?

Id play mccarthy at RB, put gibson or ross next to barry in CM

Gibson and Barry could be exposed for lack of mobility. Besic (is he fit or just back in training?) or Cleverly would be better suited to play the McCarthy role imo.

Though I'd like to see Barkley play there, so we can have Mirallas or Naismith in behind Lukaku.

 

[AndyC]

"Or it could be Steven Fletcher trying to grow a beard thinking he looks like something off the 300 in his head but not detracting at all from his ears which look like they should be on the wings of a mark 1 Cortina."

Laughed my head off at that one