snipellis11
Player Valuation: £15m
I would love it if we just battered these, 2 or 3 nil up at half time would be nice, but i know this is Everton and we will leave it late again. COYB!!!!!
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TheAlmightyFloater
Player Valuation: £30m
2-1 win for us today.
1-0: A slick, team goal with lots of passing and clever flicks around the box resulting in Lukaku smashing it in from the 6 yard box.
1-1: Conceding from a set piece before half time. A high, lofted ball is missed by every Everton defender. It pings around the goal line, bouncing off of knees and chests before it deflects off of a Swansea players arm and goes in. The referee gives the goal and a 3 yellow cards to Everton players who argue it was handball.
2-1: Everton haven't been inside their own half for 15 minutes. Swansea have parked the bus and all 11 players are inside their own box. Ball comes to Coleman who cuts past 2 players before smashing it off the post. The ball ricochets off the post and Lukaku dives for it, as does the Swansea keeper. Lukaku gets there first and heads the ball over the line and the keeper knees him in the face, knocking him out. Everyone goes mental while the physios try to explain to Lukaku what day it is. Goal time is 88.
1-0: A slick, team goal with lots of passing and clever flicks around the box resulting in Lukaku smashing it in from the 6 yard box.
1-1: Conceding from a set piece before half time. A high, lofted ball is missed by every Everton defender. It pings around the goal line, bouncing off of knees and chests before it deflects off of a Swansea players arm and goes in. The referee gives the goal and a 3 yellow cards to Everton players who argue it was handball.
2-1: Everton haven't been inside their own half for 15 minutes. Swansea have parked the bus and all 11 players are inside their own box. Ball comes to Coleman who cuts past 2 players before smashing it off the post. The ball ricochets off the post and Lukaku dives for it, as does the Swansea keeper. Lukaku gets there first and heads the ball over the line and the keeper knees him in the face, knocking him out. Everyone goes mental while the physios try to explain to Lukaku what day it is. Goal time is 88.
Toffe3m4n
Player Valuation: £80m
2-1. We just don't seem to win easy these days. It'll be another tough day at the office I reckon.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
0-0 at HT last four league games. We need to get a break in front of goal early, which we haven't been getting, and we'll give these a hiding today.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
FFS Dave.
0-1 reversal nailed on now
When am I wrong?
......good one Chico. Reading in the Racing paper that Swansea have never beaten us in any competition - won 14, drawn 5. Only be happy if we turn today into win No 15.
Sorry, Chico, but I just can't stop myself...
Surely it's [sic.] rather than (sic) ?
I'm such a pedant it makes me billious (sick)
Surely it's [sic.] rather than (sic) ?
I'm such a pedant it makes me billious (sick)
evertony
Player Valuation: £50m
Davek for President
Toffe3m4n
Player Valuation: £80m
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
We rarely score in the 1st half davek as we all might know,over half the league games we have not scored 1st half this season,we are good and we might be the best though at scoring late goals
BluenosePaul
Banned at own request
Same as last week. Bore draw 0-0 at half time. Win 1-0 or 2-1 with a late goal.
I feel we will get 3 in the opening half. Then it'll stay 3-0 to the end...
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