Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £10m
Don't forget 'our Denise' has just recently announced that due to the champagne football we are so privileged to be watching at Goodison, it's about time our season tickets went up in price.We'd best get Fat Sam back before the barcodes sign him up
I did say - and I will add;
Benitez, aided and abetted over the last 5years, by Moshiri's poor hiring decisions and their subsequent poor decisions, along with interference in player acquisitions is not 100% to blame, but must shoulder a good bit of blame.
He is however 100% responsible for setting it right - good luck, matey, you'll need it.
King ffs. That's the player I argued for last season, is there something in the water at FF?
Or did Brands sign him and Ancelotti not fancy him?
He didn't get much time but when he was with us he was last season's Rondon, now he has a Hat Trick.
Gbamin? what's the point?
Iwobi? just gtf mate, you're done.
Godfrey? Deep into 2nd season syndrome and probably struggling with Covid after effects.
We announce a new fitness guru and Mina gets a hammy
I know it's Scotland but Baningme is ripping up trees there.
Did I mention laughing stock?
That really is a kick in the goolies to be told, "hey, you need to pay more to watch these turds"
Bang in the middle of a massive economic downturn. Society is falling apart, people can't afford food or heating, the Tory government is happily retreating to a Dickensian nightmare for the working classes, but Iwobie & Rondon need a new Rolls Royce each so dig in deep you scumbags....