Match Thread Everton v West Ham United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Dublin blue 75]

That’s one goal only in the last three matches and only one win also.

 

[Davideeyore]

I'm not going to single out any player but the team as a whole stunk Goodison out so much you could smell it more than Fazakerley water treatment plant and the Sandon Dock put together. I'm not sure how you move on from this but at least we're almost clear of relegation.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

The thing that absolutely annoys the be jesus out of me is the lack of effort. All players make mistakes but you have to take chances to make mistakes. The only chance our players took tonight was turning up when there's a world wide pandemic going on.

Loving the use of the saying "be Jesus" criminally underrated.

 

[TGW89]

I'm now an Everton fan for life thus I'll support the team regardless of the results, but it would be nice if in 2025 we are winning instead of loosing

Exactly ten years ago, we lost 2-0 to Stoke on New Years Day. It was an awful performance, but we always felt that a bit of extra money and a couple of new faces would drastically improve the situation.

Save for Martinez' 1st season (2013/14) and this autumn, literally nothing has changed in a decade since that defeat to a Potters side that bore many similarities to tonight's WHU team.

In short, we are utterly fetid turd who only turn up once relegation is a possibility. I regret ever supporting this club, but it's too late to quit. Like Spud in trainspotting, I can't go back. I'm too far gone.

With middle age and high blood pressure (created by EFC) just around the corner, and my love of processed meat, continental cheeses and single malt utterly incurable, I'm not going to make 50.

My money's on an instant cardiac around 48 ish, probably during our next derby win knowing my luck - everything will just go black. Not a bad way to go. No pain, no time to regret living a healthier lifestyle or choosing a less-stressful team.

I've already made peace with that, but I'd like to win a sodding trophy before then! But it's out of the question, because we're a loser club. End of.

 

[Sharpies volley]

To be sure, to be sure.

 

[kenada_blue]

He stunk. However, Richarlison can be the difference on many an occasion.

Well that's where you stick or twist. But tonight everything broke down when he had the ball. Should've been pulled

 

[Paul1986]

Can my account be perma banned please? If not, i'll just post porn. Cheers xx

 

[tommytowne]

Don Carlo is polishing a lot of turds.

Well he needs to up his game and start rolling them in glitter.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Moyesey knew the score here, i.e. that we’re serial bottlers when there’s anything at stake. He knew we had no creativity

All started with him that..."the bottle job era"

 

[Sadken]

That was the first time this season we have done so, every other occasion we’ve come through and got the result we needed

Fair point but it's like the cup game v man u, just look mentally weak.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Will say it again, thh by e game was crying out for iwobi, the only player we have who can carry the ball and make space for others

 

[Sharpies volley]

Loving the use of the saying "be Jesus" criminally underrated.

Oh yes

 

[Professor Toffee]

Really needed a result today. Got Wolves away next and find it hard to see us getting anything there if we don't buckle up. Then the Cazoo derby at Villa Park which won't be easy either.

Really needed a result today. Got Wolves away next and find it hard to see us getting anything there if we don't buckle up. Then the Cazoo derby at Villa Park which won't be easy either.

The noise will be deafening

 

[NewRadical]

We had a lot of creative player's given minutes tonight but never looked like scoring. We barely had a shot on goal.

I can't say I was impressed by the performance in general.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Can my account be perma banned please? If not, i'll just post porn. Cheers xx

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