Match Thread Everton v West Ham United - Team Prediction, Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Miked1e]

Number one rule. Never let a player who has been struggling to score take a pen. Someone needed to manage the situation better and let a more confident player take it.

Number 2 rule…. Put a left footer on it.

 

[Simon Buttle]

Beto should never be taking pens, madness that.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Just can’t be passing up penalties. If a professional footballer can’t drive a shot low and hard into a corner so a keeper can’t save it from that distance then they shouldn’t be on penalties

 

[Walken]

The only thing worse than watching that was listening to that kopite turd osman roar for 5 minutes about how its not a pen then celebrate the save

 

[Bebeto]

Since we had that run of wins, we lost the freedom that comes with nothing to lose situations and it seems that players are too fearful of making mistakes so playing it far too safe...even the pen was safe...

 

[bluenorthwarrior]

All foreplay and no penetration.

No idea what Mrs tarkowski gets so excited about.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Beto, McNeil, Harrison and Doucoure.

I mean, if that's your attacking 4 then you're always going to be in the relegation mix.

I'd get that cart horse Beto off right away - what's the actual point of keeping him on?

 

[Rita_Poon]

how thoroughly depressing. it'll be a right old day when they nick a goal late on.

 

[cocklord]

Number one rule. Never let a player who has been struggling to score take a pen. Someone needed to manage the situation better and let a more confident player take it.

Yes, we should have chosen from all those prolific goalscorers we have.

 

[Marius57]

DCL out of form. Dyche persists playing him until we get to West Ham. A team that DCL has an excellent record against (the team he has the most goals against in his career).

Drops him. We win our first penalty for donkeys.

It’s almost scripted.

 

[Tony1985]

Same old story of not being able to put the ball in the net, should be 2 up here.

 

[Frenk]

If Dom and Beto can’t score maybe it’s time to give Chermiti a go. He can’t do any worse, all he has to do is not score.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

What a horrible half, topped off by a pen miss. Dyche should never have had Beto as the first pen taker. Doucoure would easily have scored that pen. Another Dyche masterclass half and decisions

 

[when i score we riot]

Finally we get a pen after ages of play and that is the end product. Meme material that!

 

[Wat Tyler]

honestly these strikers are terrible

Thelwell wouldn’t know a half decent striker if one fell on him