Match Thread Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[TOFFEEKNOWS]

It’ll come mate, too early for pissing your pants

And smelling of wee.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Never in our history - and I mean from 1878 - have we lost the first 3 without scoring a goal.

Another historic season at Everton then

 

[JohnRoss23]

Remember when Goodison was a hard place to come. That was nice.

We don't have anyone with a pair who are willing to step up at home. Zero ambition from this lot. Doesn't matter how rocking Goodison is, they'll gave 99 percent of the time.

 

[Hafnia Meat Products]

I was having a lovely day. Nice breakfast, missus was doing stuff so I watched Paddington 2, which I'd never watched, and which was lovely. Funny and heartwarming. Then I listened to some music and read some Superior Spider-Man. Which, alongside Paddington may imply I'm about 12 and married. Couple of beers, missus drives me to County Road. We talk about The Style Council. Sun was shining, what a great day to be alive.

Then I get my season ticket out

 

[DualityNSNO]

We don't have anyone with a pair who are willing to step up at home. Zero ambition from this lot. Doesn't matter how rocking Goodison is, they'll gave 99 percent of the time.

Well it’s okay because we have a manager who said he wants to make it a pit again and will do his best to do it. Or something.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Never in our history - and I mean from 1878 - have we lost the first 3 without scoring a goal.

Is this yet another FAMOUS Everton First?

 

[JohnRoss23]

Well it’s okay because we have a manager who said he wants to make it a pit again and will do his best to do it. Or something.

He must have been pleased with the fans as he was clapping as soon as the whistle blew

 

[PhilEFC]

Thought we were unlucky today to be fair. We created good chances and if one would have gone in I think we’d have got a few more.

 

[GoldenToffee]

So my wife, daughter, and I are on the train from Manchester airport on Friday morning, heading to Liverpool after getting off the red eye from JFK. A husband and wife get on a few stops before Lime Street. They hear our American accents and see my wife prod me awake and remark that we must have traveled a long way and what brings us to Liverpool? We say that we’re Everton supporters and we’re heading to a match. She rolls her eyes smiles and shakes her head, she’s a Red, but her husbands a Blue. He seems delighted that a bunch of Yanks have come so far for what seems like very little reward other than to get stick from his wife, like he has done for 30 years.

Train pulls in to Lime Street. I’m pulling the bags out of the racks. My wife and daughter step out to the platform. The kindly gent hands something to my wife and says “give this to your husband” and they’re off.

This is worn down to the bare metal. I don’t know how many years he’s had his keys on it but it’s been a long time. A two minute conversation with some weirdo on a train and he gifts it.

I was overwhelmed. Tearing up a bit now again typing it out tbh. I sometimes have trouble explaining to American friends not steeped in footy culture what has grabbed me about this club…. and here it is. Those who understand need no explanation.

If this is you, or if your grandfather, dad, uncle or brother told you about gifting his key fob to some Yank yesterday, You were gone before I could give proper thanks but please know that this made me really happy.

Now I’m not even going to complain about how the stewards of our club aren’t fit to scrub the floors of the rank and file Blues who fill the stands and pay their wages. I’ve come a long way for this. Let’s just smash these today, get that big Italian fellow in, and get on with it.

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Hope you enjoyed the authentic Everton home game experience mate.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

At least a draw. Three loses without a goal against Fulham, wolves, and an injured villa squad who just gave up 5 the week prior spells doom for the rest of the campaign.

Was asking more generally. What do we get out of supporting this shambles

 

[gazzaa2]

Buzzing with the Beto news. Just get Adams over the line and we'll be fine this season. We would have beat Fulham and Wolves anyway if we had a striker.

We'll have more than enough and DCL just a bonus.

 

[matty1878]

We will have money soon with new stadium on the horizon or sell Onana

just leg that manager shout

 

[Tommy Chong]

We're impotent lads...

Maybe we should put the whole squad on a course of Viagra?

 

[ToffeeTim]

The lack of reaction to going behind was once again terrible

No fight in these players. No leadership. No winners

 

[matty1878]

Said the same about Fulham/ Wolves …..
We’re done ….

we’re not