Match Thread Everton v Wolves - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Charles Hawtrey]

peak 'Everton that' to date this season was the Millwall loss.
But I suspect we'll scale a new peak when we beat Man City...

Dear Deipnosphist
The Millwall loss was SO VERY 'Everton That' as to almost be the antithesis of 'Everton That'. This is an interesting situation where our ability to fulfill the unpredictableness of 'Everton That' becomes predictable - and so we might 'Everton That' the Everton That'!
Its a bit like playing a draw 2 on a draw 2 in a game of Uno.
where does this leave us?
Confounded again!
'Everton That'!!!
Charles

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

peak 'Everton that' to date (this season) was the Millwall loss.
But I suspect we'll scale a new peak when we beat Man City...lol

What about the Fumble in the Jungle? That went off the scale. That’s one huge clanger.

 

[deipnosophist]

Dear Deipnosphist
The Millwall loss was SO VERY 'Everton That' as to almost be the antithesis of 'Everton That'. This is an interesting situation where our ability to fulfill the unpredictableness of 'Everton That' becomes predictable - and so we might 'Everton That' the Everton That'!
Its a bit like playing a draw 2 on a draw 2 in a game of Uno.
where does this leave us?
Confounded again!
'Everton That'!!!
Charles

...suffice to say Charles, Everton is a conundrum wrapped in an enigma wrapped in paradox.

 

[TopBalconyView]

peak 'Everton that' to date (this season) was the Millwall loss.
But I suspect we'll scale a new peak when we beat Man City...lol

I have no confidence in these players at all. Possibly Ricaharlison if can stay on his feet. But we are so clueless going forward. Only way we win is if Pickford as an amazing match and we somehow get out of own half to create something. Anything is possible of course.

 

[deipnosophist]

What about the Fumble in the Jungle? That went off the scale. That’s one huge clanger.

yes, good point. This season might end up having more peaks than the Himalayas lol

 

[efcjames]

2-2

 

[4737carlin]

This one has "last on Match Of The Day" wrote all over it

 

[TopBalconyView]

This one has "last on Match Of The Day" wrote all over it

Not if we lose 4-0

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

Not if we lose 4-0

Funny how we are always up the order every time we lose regardless of the score.
4-0 loss and we'll get our own show! The rest of MOTD will be on the red button.

 

[Frang]

The line up for the beginning of the future

Picks
Coleman Keane Mina Zouma
Gomes
Davies Bernard
Lookman Cenk Richy​

no digne

ok m8

edit: forgot he was banned... but zouma at left back?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

...suffice to say Charles, Everton is a conundrum wrapped in an enigma wrapped in paradox.

wrapped in bacon.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

This one has "last on Match Of The Day" wrote all over it

SportingLife.com carries a Saturdays team news section and our game was omitted - for real!

 

[E_Xander_10]

no digne

ok m8

edit: forgot he was banned... but zouma at left back?

He’s played on the left before with Silva and if Mina is healthy I can see him preferring Zouma moved out wide over Kenny switching sides

 

[ForeverEverton]

Seen Wolves a few times, I don`t think it is a full gone conclusion that we will lose. But I am worried, they`ve definitely got more about them!

As a poster said earlier I`ve been supporting Everton for 30 odd years and I`ve not really known anything but mediocrity, disappointment and false dawns...

 

[Death]

We are in the gutter giving our senses to Wolves wums. We just keep sinking lower and lower.