Everton vs DC United

[turner]

the commentator thinks distin may have a "slight groin." there's nothing slight about that area of distin.

by this, i am alluding to the fact that he has a large penis.

 

[andy4efc]

Wasted oppurtunity again, we are so blunt infront of goal.

 

[billycopper]

No mate. See the bigger picture. The formation we used, the one that benefits ONLY HIM, you know, made him the key player in a style which only allows us to nick games 1:0.

You're not getting it. We could reposition Cahill so that he's still on the pitch for set pieces etc, but so that not everything centres around him.

 

[Allezfan]

Osman, you beauty.

 

[Kay20]

Distin up and looking fine by the way.

Heitinga coming on!

 

[DualityNSNO]

You're not getting it. We could reposition Cahill so that he's still on the pitch for set pieces etc, but so that not everything centres around him.

I'm okay with this, except we just did it and he looks absolutely lost.

 

[sperlz]

State of these subs

 

[The Equaliser]

the commentator thinks distin may have a "slight groin." there's nothing slight about that area of distin.

by this, i am alluding to the fact that he has a large penis.

You know this ???

 

[billycopper]

Because you are stubborn and refuse to see what everyone's written.

Yeah, I probably am stubborn, but I believe I have a point. Last season was a good one in terms of goals for Osman. To ask him to get another 50% is a tall order. Whereas Cahill has proven season after season that he can do it.

 

[andym78]

Neville at lb. Why didnt we play him there last season to give Bainsey a bit of a rest?

 

[chicoazul]

State of these subs

State of your comments lad.

 

[andy4efc]

Would love to see Beckford score here.

 

[Allezfan]

If they were capable of doing that, why aren't they doing that? It would be a 50% increase in goals, on average, for Arteta, Osman and Coleman.

Don't act like 2 goals is what Arteta and Osman normally score. Arteta in particular just had a bad season last year.

 

[sperlz]

Now there's a sub worth seeing

 

[turner]

for sure. it's surprisingly easy to peel off the goodison tour and hide in a locker for three or four days.

it was like a veiny baguette.