Match Thread Everton vs Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[GoldenToffee]

Am I right in saying if their goalkeeper had sat on his arse all game, we still wouldn't have scored?

 

[when i score we riot]

Defo drives a Tesla him

Nah mate, he drives a '96 corolla how could he afford anything else

 

[TheBigIguana]

Am I right in saying if their goalkeeper had sat on his arse all game, we still wouldn't have scored?

No

 

[Brennan]

I’m staging a dirty protest until we next score a goal.

Rather watch that too

 

[ste d' indica]

Never had bellends like that with stubhub.
Just sayin like.

 

[Jamiednm]

Intrigued as to why we have industrial-grade bolt cutters immediately on-hand at Goodison Park.

 

[Debunkology]

So our tactics is to run hard. But once get the ball, just run at them. No crosses, no forward Passes.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I HATE the grand old team song. I also hate the amount of diving that richarlison does

Get it printed up on a T-shirt and I'll supply the cable ties

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Shoulder length hair and those glasses it's nonce profile alright.

GOT regular, fo sho. Who is quiet tonight?

 

[maccavennie]

Every challenge is just so half arsed. No real belief that we'll win the ball or a header or a challenge

 

[TheBigIguana]

Take Richarlison off already

 

[Mrk]

Richarlison is either brilliant or awful. He's never just 'ok' is he.

 

[Dykovski200]

Why can’t we take a dead ball ffs, professional footballers my arse

 

[Big_Duncs_Fod]

Richarlison playing like hes not arsed. Knows hes off in the summer.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Come on son, I know you're angry about the divorce but......

Someone really is not happy with Big Oils content!!!!