Match Thread Everton vs Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[heatmeiser]

It was one hell of a cable tie tbh

 

[Nosidoog]

Unbelievably stupid foul and yellow card by Richarlison

 

[Davidoff]

Ikea of a team. Overpriced and impossible to fit together

 

[TheBigIguana]

Richarlison is either brilliant or awful. He's never just 'ok' is he.

Right because all he offers is goals. And that's obviously a very necessary thing but when you've got no other actual function it means when you don't score you've done nothing.

 

[mawders]

We're terrible. Really really terrible

 

[Street end man]

More bookings than goals.....sell.

 

[when i score we riot]

They’re usually used to open the war chest.

Most likely yeah, otherwise its the bus and a stadium ban for our friend here

 

[atypicalusername]

Ffs Godfrey. That was some decent footy then.

 

[ZissouBlue]

Richarlison has been disgraceful tonight and Gray has been dreadful. I'd haul them both off. Too bad we don't have another central midfielder to replace Doucoure...

 

[Zeitgeist]

Please just play the LB

 

[JammyP]

Allan's turned off. Begovic good today
Coyb

 

[DanB90]

“I sold Mikel Arteta and all I have to show for it is these novelty sized bolt cutters.”

 

[Kantareller]

It was an oil thing

Ironic since that cable tie is probably made of oil

 

[tommye]

Get back to university challenge you pervy looking weapon.

You probably need to be more specific here mate.

 

[ProZ]

GODFREY is so bad at football