Match Thread Everton vs Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[CahillsCornerFlag]

If we don’t win this nobody can convince me we’re not going down. Let’s have it right, Newcastle are crap. We never seem to beat them, but they aren’t a good side. Time for the players to step up and show some quality, it’s been dire for months now, no excuses.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Can see a routing handed out by us, 4 nil Everton, Dom to wear a sarong in after match interview in celebration of his hattrick.

 

[coollino]

A least a loss will mean I can finally stop bothering this season

It's exhausting still having to follow the season into mid march

 

[dannyboy]

If we don’t win this nobody can convince me we’re not going down. Let’s have it right, Newcastle are crap. We never seem to beat them, but they aren’t a good side. Time for the players to step up and show some quality, it’s been dire for months now, no excuses.

If we don't win tonight, it's hard to see how this bunch step up in any of the other games which will become even more pressurised.

 

[deipnosophist]

Can see a routing handed out by us, 4 nil Everton, Dom to wear a sarong in after match interview in celebration of his hattrick.

Sarongs are quite cool...Eton Dom's skirts just aren't (apologies for any offence taken by any of our LGBTV+1 colleagues...but harden up).

Anyway: the game. We will be handed a thrashing

3-0 to the auf Wiedersehen Pets.

Me?...I won't watch a second of the game. I might just start watching Everton when all this present crop of overpaid, under-spined uselessness is gone. If that is not EPL, perhaps that's for the better...it's all just a corrupt sham anyways.

 

[kenada_blue]

2.1 loss

Valiant effort after going 2 down though.

 

[matty1878]

it’s our very own d day. god bless the people who fought for this country for us

everton play for the shirt for us and the points

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Sarongs are quite cool...Eton Dom's skirts just aren't (apologies for any offence taken by any of our LGBTV+1

No idea of the difference myself thought that was entire point. Or am I behind and now missing the appropriation undercurrents.

Ill watch, have Prime, will watch to the finale.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Nervous already.

 

[Nymzee]

I keep wanting to say just forget about this and move onto the next one but I’m running out of games.

 

[hallamblue]

I don't know if I'm alone in getting fed up with people criticising Calvert-Lewin for what he wears. It's completely irrelevant. Criticise his work ethic, or his finishing or whatever else, but this implication that wearing something effeminate makes you less of a man is frankly annoying and very old fashioned.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Do em Everton

I don't care how you do it, just win

 

[Bungle]

Early Newcastle goal after another defensive error, confidence shot and another comfortable defeat.

Anything more positive than that will be a shock.

 

[Bungle]

I don't know if I'm alone in getting fed up with people criticising Calvert-Lewin for what he wears. It's completely irrelevant. Criticise his work ethic, or his finishing or whatever else, but this implication that wearing something effeminate makes you less of a man is frankly annoying and very old fashioned.

I'd like to see him in a boob tube and mini skirt with knee high socks, preferably during a game if that's doable.

 

[Dixieslaces]

A few of these tonight please Everton