Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
I was about to pen a note saying that if Allan Ball uttered the words "once everton has touched you... etc" then Delph has been vaccinated against the Everton virus (against his wishes of course). As he has never really been an 'Everton' player, since his arrival.
However on pondering the matter he is in fact the archetype Everton player of the last few years!
Lazy, slow, cant be arsed, injury prone, passionless, here for a paycheck, and completely lacking in social empathy.
The poster boy for the majority of our players!
Here he is modelling the 'single point' - "you mark him"
and the 'double point' - "Ill tell you whose fault it is"
and my favourite, "Its not on me, I wasn't marking him!"
However on pondering the matter he is in fact the archetype Everton player of the last few years!
Lazy, slow, cant be arsed, injury prone, passionless, here for a paycheck, and completely lacking in social empathy.
The poster boy for the majority of our players!
Here he is modelling the 'single point' - "you mark him"
and the 'double point' - "Ill tell you whose fault it is"
and my favourite, "Its not on me, I wasn't marking him!"