For 20 years deep in the North of England a giant slept , he would sometimes wander where he wasn't wanted & was never seen by some but he was always a Giant .
Now this Giant was not liked by The evil Murdoch who made lots of gold from the sun & sky .
The giants neighbour in the north the redshites did not like Murdoch's sun but happily took all the wealth they could from his sky
One sunny day a VERY rich man who had once helped a Giant in the south came to the north & woke the GIANT from his long sleep promising him new land & wealth. This made the Giant very happy & powerful. Many people who cared about the giant had longed for this day as thousands had followed him on his travels throughout the land longing for the day when he would once again reign over Murdoch's empire & the sky would embrace him & show him to all who wanted to see .
However the evil Murdoch & the giants neighbour did not like the Giant being powerful again & tried to destroy him with fairy-tales of the rich man not being rich at all & the giant not really being a giant.
But the Giant & his new rich friend Moshiri were too clever & much to powerful for Murdoch & the redshites & they soon had the biggest castle & the all best soldiers as all fell before them .
Once again the Giant from the north whose name is Everton ruled the land of Footy & they all came to worship him from the North , South , East & west some even came from a place called Norway which once had been the land of the redshites
All the giants followers known as EVERTONIANS laughed & sang strange songs about the giants soldiers ,some even drank a strange brew called Chang . Soon they could not remember when the giant had slept & no longer spoke of the druid called Moyesy & the once proud but poor owner of the giants land called Kenwright they just wallowed in the joy of being the best in the whole land
..... and all the Evertonians lived happy ever after
as for the redshites they soon were banished from the land of footy & followed an evil man called Klopp ....but thats another story !!!
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