Try working out from Joey's cryptic clue whose birthday it actually is
I spend mine, sending @Joey66 posts to GCHQ Cheltenham for de coding.
They initially thought, that this could be the first documented contact from an extra terrestrial species.
I had to put them straight and tell them, that he was off his box most of the time and was using a Russian Ipad, that he’d made from spare parts he’d found in a car bootie.