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[Sharpys top lip]

stevie g was spawned from an incest-filled family and they let him live.

And used him to pick the bum nuts off strangers for cash. As he grew older someone found out that......

 

[daza_1973]

And used him to pick the bum nuts off strangers for cash. As he grew older someone found out that......

.......actually according to secret records released by Whiston hospital Steven Gerrard died on the 30th of may 1980. The imposter who now mascarades as him is in fact the afterbirth re-animated by the infamous Dr joseph mengle as an experiment conducted by the red shi*e to create the most obnoxious creature to grace anal-field ( Tommy Smith, Emlyyn Hughes and kevin keegan donated their sperm to fertilze the ungodly abomination, but Kenny Daglish........

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

but Kenny Daglish........

Said this in an interview about it. khjurhjhjhr hjsdhghg hdhghhgygm....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Said this in an interview about it. khjurhjhjhr hjsdhghg hdhghhgygm....

ya ken souey, who promptly said, " i look like yosser hughes me, gis a job, i can do that, i can......"

 

[FC Brugge]

ya ken souey, who promptly said, " i look like yosser hughes me, gis a job, i can do that, i can......"

Reporters were reportedly puzzled by this report as it had been reported that any report created from the report the reporters reported, would be..

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Reporters were reportedly puzzled by this report as it had been reported that any report created from the report the reporters reported, would be..

flagged, like a big galatasary flag stuck right in ........

 

[daza_1973]

flagged, like a big galatasary flag stuck right in ........

Jamie carra's sandbox in his garden - come in its time for tea his mum shouted to him ....no I can't he replied.......

 

[daza_1973]

Jamie carra's sandbox in his garden - come in its time for tea his mum shouted to him ....no I can't he replied.......

.......Theres a Fenerbahce fan holding a Knife to my throat.... 'This your flag sonny boy he shouted' no he replied its.......

 

[bigbadjeff]

the new toilet paper on sale now in the megastore, it clears all the sh1t away. See how we're going to use it to clean up the ground move fiasco.

 

[chicoazul]

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And they all lived happily after.
THE END.

 

[McBain]

But Strangely, it wasnt the end. It was just the beginning. Because when Lescott happened to open the strange package sitting on his front doorstep to his horror, he discovered that...

 

[daza_1973]

But Strangely, it wasnt the end. It was just the beginning. Because when Lescott happened to open the strange package sitting on his front doorstep to his horror, he discovered that...

....it was a time machine that in the blink of an eye transported him back to his playing days at wolves - in the middle of a match!!! As he looked to the stands he noticed david moyes scribling notes onto a notepad ....Oh Sh*t he thought

 

[McBain]

and he ran screaming from the pitch like a little girl. Moyes threw down his notepad in disgust, and caught the next plane to..

 

[daza_1973]

and he ran screaming from the pitch like a little girl. Moyes threw down his notepad in disgust, and caught the next plane to..

...Lisbon to watch João Moutinho, "no stewardess I do not want pineapple on my pizza", he cried as.......

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

...Lisbon to watch João Moutinho, "no stewardess I do not want pineapple on my pizza", he cried as.......

fernando torres minced up and down the aisle in his stewardess outfit, whilst Rafael.....