Fingering

[Noisy noise annoys]

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Gutted, someone beat me to it

 

[Kurt.]

Id much rather use my tounge if am honest

Mines like a lizard

I’m not sure… that’s like being in the KGB…. One slip of the tongue and you’re in the poop

 

[YoboCopter]

I’m not sure… that’s like being in the KGB…. One slip of the tongue and you’re in the poop

Thats my favourite place to be
Right up da hoooop lad

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

live long and prosper?

Maybe; check with her first.

 

[Tipp blue]

My birds getting blasted tonight

4 fingers at least
Might even make a fist

Up to the elbow.

 

[Kurt.]

My birds getting blasted tonight

4 fingers at least
Might even make a fist

Met a girl one time….. she boasted about how tight she was…. So I put two fingers in…. Then 3 …. Then 4…. Then a hand …. And then the other hand too….. and then I tried clapping but struggled .. she said “see, I told you I was tight”

*apologies mods if this is borderline, remove at your leisure x

 

[YoboCopter]

Met a girl one time….. she boasted about how tight she was…. So I put two fingers in…. Then 3 …. Then 4…. Then a hand …. And then the other hand too….. and then I tried clapping but struggled .. she said “see, I told you I was tight”

*apologies mods if this is borderline, remove at your leisure x

Even if i didnt no you was welsh
I would now after that story
Only a welsh slapper that

 

[Kurt.]

Even if i didnt no you was welsh
I would now after that story
Only a welsh slapper that

It was in liveroool

 

[Rita_Poon]

Even if i didnt no you was welsh
I would now after that story
Only a welsh clapper that

?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Gutted, someone beat me to it

Fastest gun in the west lad... No pun intended.

Thats my favourite place to be
Right up da hoooop lad

Just remember to lock the door then lad...

 

[YoboCopter]

It was in liveroool

Touche
Which bar?
Askin for a mate

 

[Kurt.]

Touche
Which bar?
Askin for a mate

Can’t recall, but she was known on the circuit as The Happy Clapper of Crocky

 

[Rita_Poon]

Touche
Which bar?
Askin for a mate

 

[YoboCopter]

Can’t recall, but she was known on the circuit as The Happy Clapper of Crocky

Wouldnt mind throwing my sausage fingers up her

 

[Kurt.]

Touche
Which bar?
Askin for a mate

Yer ma’s was obviously the answer I should have put. Oh well, open goal missed.