Fingering

[Kurt.]

Wouldnt mind throwing my sausage fingers up her

You’d need cumberlands to touch the edges

 

[Tipp blue]

Met a girl one time….. she boasted about how tight she was…. So I put two fingers in…. Then 3 …. Then 4…. Then a hand …. And then the other hand too….. and then I tried clapping but struggled .. she said “see, I told you I was tight”

*apologies mods if this is borderline, remove at your leisure x

 

[Kurt.]

You been mutton mittening again lad ?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Who knew this thread would end up like this; I mean, WHO?

@NeilMorepies

 

[Tommy Chong]

Spare a thought for weird little freaks like Damo who have never touched a real woman.

Godspeed weirdos

Well Thomas, it depends if you're willing to be flexible on what your definition of what a 'woman' is...

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Kurt.]

Damojuice
Damojuice
Damoju…….

Nah, I’ll pass this time

 

[tommye]

Well Thomas, it depends if you're willing to be flexible on what your definition of what a 'woman' is...

An actual real living breathing one.
Like the type he watched through his blinds.

 

[tommye]

My birds getting blasted tonight

4 fingers at least
Might even make a fist

Godspeed Mrs Copter

 

[Tommy Chong]

An actual real living breathing one.
Like the type he watched through his blinds.

So then, that's an emphatic 'No' mate?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Man alive. We're off air.

 

[Littlesue]

By coincidence this just come up on my timeline

 

[NeilMorepies]

Who knew this thread would end up like this; I mean, WHO?

@NeilMorepies

England fans be Craaaazy.

 

[BlueInNZ]

Id much rather use my tounge if am honest

Mines like a lizard

Better than Blue can do?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

By coincidence this just come up on my timeline
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OMG @RAFUH