Fish and chips, it’s what Jesus would have wanted

[Nymzee]

Get off my planet, Davros.

They're overrated AF

 

[ste d' indica]

They're overrated AF

A lot of them, but good ones are ace.

 

[LostLegend]

Hot Cross Buns, and, considering buying :

“Your own,
Inflatable
Je-sus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Reach out, touch faith”

 

[NeilMorepies]

 

[Alan Whittle]

Mrs Whittle was discussing the fish on Good Friday tradition and put it down to the miracle when Jesus “turned loaves into fishes”.
Mmm Hmm.

 

[Zed Car]

Jesus told me “I go to prepare a Plaice for you”

Fish it is then

Cod be with you

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Cod be with you

For heaven’s hake

 

[Joey66]

Jesus told me “I go to prepare a Plaice for you”

Fish it is then

Been reading the beano jokes again lol

 

[Kurt.]

Cod be with you

Christ on a pike

 

[Tommy Chong]

Ok, ok...All the blaspheming heretics have been duly noted.

Names have been recorded. It's no more Mr. Nice Pope.

And there's no more 'Good' Fridays for you filthy sinners!
Expect only 'Bad' ones from here onwards.

 

[ste d' indica]

Have mercy on our soles.