Fish and chips, it’s what Jesus would have wanted

[Alan Whittle]

Name rings a bell. We lived more or less right opposite the shop. It was always busy. Never plucked up the courage to try the jellied eels ...

My old Mum would always have eels from there.

 

[Tipp blue]

Well 4 of the 12 disciples were fishermen Peter, Andrew, James and John... thats a quarter of them... Jesus supporting his buddies.. jobs for the boys.

 

[Tipp blue]

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Somewhere in the Old Testament; “…and Pie begat mash and mash came forth with plenny a licker..”

Not going to lie lad.. that looks rotten.

 

[Cels]

I might get myself some fish and chips, or a couple of fish burgers, later this evening. But remember what the good book says...

Matthew 15:11
"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man,
but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man"
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[Bedfordblue]

Cba checking if already posted:

Police launch probe into Muir of Ord chippy incident

Officers in the Highlands are appealing for witnesses to the scenes outside Jaki's Fish and Chip Shop on the day of Her Majesty's death

www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk

 

[Kurt.]

All jobs done … except painting cos it’s raining… shower now then feet up all night … no ale tonight though as meeting up with a few mates tomorrow and it’s gonna be a heavy one

 

[chrismpw]

Jesus told me “I go to prepare a Plaice for you”

Fish it is then

This is the best thing I'm reading today.

 

[chrismpw]

Genuinely thought cheesy chips was a northern thing? No?

Never heard of it til I came here to Grimdon in Wiltshire. They use the cheapest cheese going - its practically still milk. Its a way of making chips even less healthy without impacting the flavour in the slightest bit. Swindonians love it.

 

[chrismpw]

From the chippie:
Cod, chips, curry sauce, jumbo battered sausage, mushy peas.

Chinese:
Capital ribs, peking wings, house special curry and fried rice.

That's my usual depending which I fancy. It's now half 9 in the morning and I could murder a Chinese banquet to be honest.

This reminded me of a brilliant Mike Harding joke that he spun along, referring to a tour of the US that had gone on too long and they were discussing what they missed from home just before they were to perform in a bar in an indian reservation and one of his roadies announced loudly that he "could right murder a bloody indian"

 

[Clarky cat]

The chip shop in High Wycombe was called “Mr Cod” and he exclusively sold chicken and chips. He got increasingly angry during the 3 years I was there when we questioned him on his name choice

 

[kev]

I’m power washing my back garden ready for summer … pity it’s raining ffs

Just finished mine A sure sign of rain tomorrow

 

[tommytowne]

Our house.
Will enjoy Aldi's finest beer battered haddock crinkle cut chips and mushies.
My no meat policy will be severely tested as I am off to watch Hull City shortly and last time there I sampled their sausage filled yorkshires with spicy fries and onion gravy.
It was superb and I swore I'd have it again when I next attended.

Well I went to City. Saw the future in the form of the Championship and although it was a relaxed family atmosphere, its not for me. Stayed true to my word avoided the temptation if anything meat but the cheesy chips touched the spot.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Apart from Byrnes’s chippy what’s your go to place for Fish and Chips on this Goodest of Fridays?

For those of us that adhere to our lord and saviour Jesus Christs No Meat Friday policy, what’s your go to order?

Heathens will be banned and cast into the fiery pit for lucifer to have his way with.

My family do this, and I guess I usually follow along.

They do take it seriously though, so much so that one year on Good Friday evening many years ago, when I was still staying with my folks, I was pining badly for a double cheese and bacon hamburger, so I said stuff it and went out for a drive to Burger King to ordered one.

I felt so guilty and ashamed, that I drove to a secluded spot on a dark street in the suburbs, and thought no one will see my filthy sin!

Problem was, a loner in a secluded car on a dark street looks suspicious, so the fuzz spotted me and they came to inspect the situation.

He knocked on the window, and as I rolled it down, the burger fell and messed all over me.

I laughed and said: 'You caught me officer! Possession of a burger with intent to cause bodily harm!'

After I explained the story, he had a laugh and let me go...
But I'm pretty sure that was my punishment for eating meat on Good Friday.

 

[marnie]

You don`t know you`re missing living down there in Brizzle lol

I`ve had a fish balm, which is proper hangover food, but the thought of a pie butty was just too much !!!

Some of the stuff that the Asian takeaways do to pizza in West Yorks should be made illegal too - every type of curry you can think of on a pizza

So should what you do to a sprout lol xxx

 

[sdk]

Jesus told me “I go to prepare a Plaice for you”

Fish it is then

Hey, show a little respect, this is the son of cod we're talking about.