Fish and chips, it’s what Jesus would have wanted

[bigjonny]

Pie barms are practically revered in Wigan mert.
Although even Wiganers would draw the line at a pie balm Tiger balm maybe?

Isn’t a pie barm called a Wigan kebab ?

 

[magicjuan]

Just had bacon, to annoy those cruel Sanhedrin who sentenced our lord cheeses to death.
Sausages to represent the swollen fingers of the host of hosts of hosts as his hands were nailed to the mdf.
Baked beans to represent the guts of the messi-ah asnaughtius maximus pierced his belly button.
Black pudding to offer up thanks to the blood that poured from the wounds of a very tight fitting hawthorn hat.
Hash browns as a tribute to the fact the Romans made a hash of killing the son of one the available gods.
And fried eggs, well, because it's 'fry-day' and because easter and eggs.
Send me to hell. I'm an Evertonian, do your worst

 

[scratchnsurf]

Send me to hell. I'm an Evertonian, do your worst

We're probably already there.

 

[coollino]

I think we're having so smoked brisket sooooo

 

[Ferguson1878]

Just had bacon, to annoy those cruel Sanhedrin who sentenced our lord cheeses to death.
Sausages to represent the swollen fingers of the host of hosts of hosts as his hands were nailed to the mdf.
Baked beans to represent the guts of the messi-ah asnaughtius maximus pierced his belly button.
Black pudding to offer up thanks to the blood that poured from the wounds of a very tight fitting hawthorn hat.
Hash browns as a tribute to the fact the Romans made a hash of killing the son of one the available gods.
And fried eggs, well, because it's 'fry-day' and because easter and eggs.
Send me to hell. I'm an Evertonian, do your worst

Might as well go and rob the collection plate out of the local parish to top it off

 

[tonyhorne]

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Somewhere in the Old Testament; “…and Pie begat mash and mash came forth with plenny a licker..”

I lived in Tooting for a couple of years. I've queued up for that!

 

[Kurt.]

I once asked a Essex girl in a pie and mash shop “how do manage to hold down your liquor” she looked at me deadpan and said “by his effin ears”

 

[Huyton Layne]

Hahaha just realised it's Good Friday. My mum knew I was coming to hers once I arrived in England and bought me sausage rolls. I'm 4 in. I'll eat fish next year, I guess.

 

[degsy]

Also called a fish bap / balm depending where you live.

First one I ever saw was in a takeaway in Leeds, quite a regular thing in West Yorks.

Battered fish, inbetween a white balm / bap, loads of butter and a sauce / salt / vinegar of your choice.

They also had the same with a choice of pies in the middle ( seriously )

A 'Pie Sandwich' is a definite thing on Frazer Island Qld.

 

[summerisle]

Hot Cross Buns, and, considering buying :

 

[Alan Whittle]

I lived in Tooting for a couple of years. I've queued up for that!

Harringtons ? The Buckingham Palace of Pie & Mash if you will.

 

[Rita_Poon]

"and I will make you fishers of men"

Oh really.

 

[Littlesue]

I once asked a Essex girl in a pie and mash shop “how do manage to hold down your liquor” she looked at me deadpan and said “by his effin ears”

Old ones always the best

 

[Littlesue]

Anybody up yet?, I'm still in bed, must make a move soon

 

[magicjuan]

Might as well go and rob the collection plate out of the local parish to top it off

Been there, done that, drank the wine, skipped the biscuits