Not Safe For Work! Fit transgender thread

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Diogenes the Cynic said:
Who to?

My phone definition is so poor I've got no idea what random objects you've thrown on your floor.

It looks like maybe a box of condoms, a can of shaving gel/lube and a fake ponytail with a hairband on it.

You might be hearing this a lot tonight but am i close?
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Close! But no pony tail. Two condoms and a bottle of lube. In fairness, she was fantastic.
 
Paris said:
Close! But no pony tail. Two condoms and a bottle of lube. In fairness, she was fantastic.
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Well shame about the pony tail but the lube was a good choice. Better than when i tried to use tiger balm that time, that was unpleasant for all concerned.

I used condoms the first couple nights in Bangkok and then only when the girl asked me to after that. Which was insanely stupid but I was convinced i wasn't coming home so it didn't matter.

Anyway had the call from the GUM clinic when after i went to get tested and they wouldn't give me the results over the phone and asked if i would come in. I actually used to run sexual health testing as part of addiction services and the only time we wouldn't give over the phone was for HIV.

It's a horrible feeling waiting, i had to wait the whole weekend until the Monday. Then they brought me in and asked me all the questions again. Have you had sex? Yes. What nationalities? ... Any sex with someone from Africa? Yes. Any sex with prostitutes? Yes. Any sex with male prostitutes? No...but many transgender girls. Any drug use? Since i returned yes. Wear condoms? No.

She said that despite my best efforts all i had was chlamydia which was sorted in a week.
 

Diogenes the Cynic said:
Well shame about the pony tail but the lube was a good choice. Better than when i tried to use tiger balm that time, that was unpleasant for all concerned.

I used condoms the first couple nights in Bangkok and then only when the girl asked me to after that. Which was insanely stupid but I was convinced i wasn't coming home so it didn't matter.

Anyway had the call from the GUM clinic when after i went to get tested and they wouldn't give me the results over the phone and asked if i would come in. I actually used to run sexual health testing as part of addiction services and the only time we wouldn't give over the phone was for HIV.

It's a horrible feeling waiting, i had to wait the whole weekend until the Monday. Then they brought me in and asked me all the questions again. Have you had sex? Yes. What nationalities? ... Any sex with someone from Africa? Yes. Any sex with prostitutes? Yes. Any sex with male prostitutes? No...but many transgender girls. Any drug use? Since i returned yes. Wear condoms? No.

She said that despite my best efforts all i had was chlamydia which was sorted in a week.
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Lucky guy.

I have had unprotected sex here with a bar girl but realised that was absolutely stupid. I mean yeah, she was fit and I will see her later but we both know that we were stupid.
 
Paris said:
Lucky guy.

I have had unprotected sex here with a bar girl but realised that was absolutely stupid. I mean yeah, she was fit and I will see her later but we both know that we were stupid.
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It's incredibly stupid.

I really struggle to climax wearing condoms though even with the thinnest of thin. I think i must have masturbated all of the sensation out of my member when i found all those jazz mags in those bushes as a child.

Ordinarily it's about 50/50 if i wear one normally but i agree with bar girls i was running the risk of having to retire my genitals completely.

I get a full STI and BBV screening every 3mths and i try after every new partner but it's not always possible to leave the gap in between.
 
Diogenes the Cynic said:
It's incredibly stupid.

I really struggle to climax wearing condoms though even with the thinnest of thin. I think i must have masturbated all of the sensation out of my member when i found all those jazz mags in those bushes as a child.

Ordinarily it's about 50/50 if i wear one normally but i agree with bar girls i was running the risk of having to retire my genitals completely.

I get a full STI and BBV screening every 3mths and i try after every new partner but it's not always possible to leave the gap in between.
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Yeah, I hate wearing them to be honest. I can only maintain hardness with V. No problem when bareback though.
 

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